Happy small dick Saturday, Izzy is the bearer of the curse. Hope this is comprehensible. Also, Ed is trans. Pretend I gave a fuck about drawing his tattoos both times. #ofmdnsfw
Not a crossover that anyone asked for, but it's a crossover you're getting. I don't want to disclose how much time I spent on this but just know it was exorbitant #RizzyWeek#IzzyHandsBingo
I agree. Stizzy. Happy tiny dick Thursday. #ofmdnsfw
ALT Stede leans back on his elbows as Izzy props him up on a desk (implied). Izzy holds Stede's leg with his bare hand and Stede's chest with his gloved hand. Stede looks in alarm at Izzy's sizeable cock against his puny one. He says, "Well, I can hardly imagine *that* will fit!" and Izzy replies with, "I'll just have to fuckin' make it fit, won't I, Bonnet?"
The world's most useless defense mechanism strikes again. Stede has not had this many fear pees since boarding school. Pirating is not for everyone.
ALT Angle of bunny Izzy glaring up, looking kind of ridiculous.
Ed looks down at him, fond and amused. He points at Izzy with his left hand and curls his right toward his chest, perfunctorily swooning. "Aww. Look, he's trying to beβ"
"whine" from the little sliver of Stede visible beside Ed.
Sheep Stede covers his face with one hand as the other limply hangs under his chin. His eyes are screwed shut, and his cheeks are tinged pink. He whimpers.
"...scary," Ed finishes as Stede wets his trousers in fear; that's the third time this week! It's Sunday!!!
ALT Stede and Izzy stand close to each other. Izzy is scowling and holding Stede's face in his hand. Stede looks away blushing and fidgeting with his fingers.