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Jun 4
marvin godoy calderon, who immigrated from peru four years ago, has a work permit that is valid through 2030 and two jobs in sf. he is not under investigation for any crime. that didn't stop ice agents from kneeling on his neck outside his home last week
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May 30
really cool @quartersnacks interview with matt price about shooting the cover of plank issue two
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May 27
the juice shop near my house that also sells chinese chips and cookies is doing a promotion where they give you a free scratch ticket with every purchase
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May 27
one of the all-time greats. rest in peace
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May 19
PLANK's got a mention alongside some skate media legends in Farran's cover story on cover stories. Much love to Free, Skate Jawn, Closer, Mess, and QS. Truly in great company.
May 19
Who's up 🕯️ we got the most #longform thing we have published in a minute and it's everything you ever wanted to know about magazine covers quartersnacks.com/2026/05/ne…
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May 17
“somebody’s getting very rich very fast,” said kate goldberg, who has lived in sf for 64 years, “and it isn’t me”
We’ve heard from the techno-utopians and the doomers. Here’s what normal people had to say about AI.
📝: @low___impact sfstandard.com/2026/05/17/ai…
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May 13
update: after i started calling around on this, the city announced that they have convened a working group
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May 7
so nobody is gonna introduce a bill to rename cesar chavez street in sf? nobody? i know it's fielder's district and she's on leave, but how long can we really keep that name?
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May 11
i'm looking to speak to sf voters who are planning to vote for tom steyer for governor and saikat chakrabarti for congress. is that you? dm me!
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May 7
so nobody is gonna introduce a bill to rename cesar chavez street in sf? nobody? i know it's fielder's district and she's on leave, but how long can we really keep that name?
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22 Apr 2024
your man dreams of going to the "Met Gala"
i just took a hike in the redwoods and "Met Gaia"
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Apr 15
If I lived in New York I would visit Times Square every day
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Apr 13
PLANK is currently accepting pitches for issue 3
Apr 13
good to remember when editors don't get back to you they are busy, understaffed, underpaid and also they are lazy bohemian pieces of shit who can't be bothered
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Just in: Sam Altman’s home appears to have been the target of a second attack Sunday morning, a mere two days after a 20-year-old man allegedly threw a Molotov cocktail at the property.
📝: Jonah Owen Lamb sfstandard.com/2026/04/12/sa…
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This mosaic of cult leader/mass murderer Jim Jones outside an L.A. elementary school has now been there for almost two years with no explanation.
A couple weeks ago I finally found the guy who made it. He told me the whole story. lamaterial.com/p/mosaic-of-j…
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Hey real quick… is this mosaic outside my daughter’s school Jim Jones?
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Mar 31
‘He’s in charge’: Inside a San Francisco church leader’s public housing fiefdom
"Bobby Sisk leads nonprofits that award security contracts for church-owned housing complexes. He also owns the security company."
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Mar 23
saw a big lifted pickup yesterday with trump flags in the back. then it got closer and it turns out they were no kings flags that said "fuck trump" and the driver was blasting a kristi noem diss track
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Mar 22
Showing up at a city planning meeting in futuristic sunglasses and saying I'm a XIMBY and not explaining what that means
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On her way out of office, Kristi Noem praised San Francisco Mayor Daniel Lurie, saying he worked "very well" with federal immigration forces. "He probably doesn't want me to talk about it a lot," she added. @ggreschler Jonah Owen Lamb 👇
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Mar 5
talked to a kid gathering signatures outside the grocery store the other day who said he expected to make at least $75K, and probably closer to $100K, by the end of april. it's a good time to be a petitioner
Signatures to qualify ballot measures are fetching unprecedented prices in part because of the battle over the billionaire tax.
📝: @low___impact sfstandard.com/2026/03/05/ca…
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