Standup comedian. Licensed Bootyologist. Connect 4 and Super Mario Kart Champion. I have an afro and I'm great on clay. Rap Game Barnaby Jones

Joined February 2009
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Ayo, I'm dropping my Booker T article for @BostonMagazine. That's right, I'm a "5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME!" published writer!!! This time I rank my Top 5 New England Amusement Parks. Now can you dig THAT, sucka?!? bostonmagazine.com/travel/be…
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Imma do a puzzle
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"Brett said you ran away from him as if he were The Boogety Man?"
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Draymond Green talks like he got an unfinished Reese's cup in his mouth
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I want crisp high fives
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Meet me at the drive-in for a double feature. You buy the popping corn
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TV theme song genius here
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Old Mary Mack champion
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Good boy, Stephen A. Make your master proud
Gotta be honest, this @ufc event at the White House looks spectacular. This is a big time show. I’m not there, and we all know all the complaints folks had about renovations at and around the White House, etc, but — to be fair — this is some impressive stuff I’m looking at. Props to UFC President @danawhite and the show they’ve put on. It’s Bigtime. Plain and simple!!!
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This app keeps begging me to get verified
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Cartoon maven
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Fuck them UFC hoes
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Guess I'll do a puzzle
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"Oh it be so ... I'm out there, Jerry and I'm LLLLLOOOOOOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!"
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Supersoaker season
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Pulling up to your party rockin's a scarf
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Might be an Alice Cooper kinda day
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No it isn't. Curb is great but they can get away with more stuff on modern HBO. Seinfeld was making it happen on 90s restrictive network television. A different league
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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Cooking my ass off
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"That's the guy who sidelined Jimmy"
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