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Mbappe, Halaand, Messi all scored two goals today. Need the demon Arnautovic to do it next.
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Messi just scored in his 6th World Cup, 20 years to do the day of his first WC goal: 6/16/06, he scored the 6th goal in a 6-0 win over Serbia and Montenegro. That’s a lot of 6s.
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Lionel Andres Messi still doing this at the World Cup, and there was a time when people thought he would never deliver on this stage. My GOAT.
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It’s a shame Argentina is so racist, I can’t even blame anyone who doesn’t worship Messi because of his birthplace.
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Jun 15
always funny seeing fans of teams who are so used to having everything given to them experience one minor inconvenience when their players aren’t leading in all-star ballot updates
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This is written, to me, in the exact same cadence and state of mind as the Brienne of Snarth tweet.
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Halo 2 is pretty explicitly about how this is not the takeaway to take from the Halo storyline. Even me at 15 understood that, and I was a moron at 15.
Jun 15
Unfortunately for millennial leftists who grew up with Halo, it’s one of the few media properties that the Right correctly reads as reactionary and belonging to them politically. It is, regrettably, kind of about this. It’s chudslop. Always has been.
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I really am losing respect for a lot of people simply based on how bad their Wemby takes have been this week. It’s embarrassing to say these things with your whole chest. Go back to watching literally anything else, please.
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So many people proudly show that they do not know World Cup ball.
No disrespect but New Zealand Iran might be one the least enticing sport events ever
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Luis Paez-Pumar retweeted
first episode he has to arrest his own father :(
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Jun 15
Quick question: Who lifted the Knicks' trophy first? I'll take my answer off the air.
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Jun 14
If the Knicks winning is what I had to sacrifice for this, it’s worth it.
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Jun 14
It took the Knicks 53 years to finally catch up to the Miami Heat in titles, wow, good job y’all.
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Jun 13
That’s right.
Happy pride month to all the men drinking espresso martinis
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Luis Paez-Pumar retweeted
Trump phone call before the game turned Pulisic into prime Salah
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Jun 12
Well, I guess Canada needed to do a fucking MADNESS to finally score wow.
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Jun 12
Did not expect Sead Kolasinac to make the defensive play of the tournament so far, fair play.
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Jun 12
South Korea-Czechia is some real good food for the sickos who didn’t tap out of watching every game day one of the World Cup.
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