| THE FASHION FICTIONARY | self worth ain’t measured by the gap between your thighs ✌🏻 marketing manager at 7th course: The Foundry, Grön Kafe, The Beehive👏🏻

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Live ya best life with @icelollyholiday 💃🏻🍍🦀🌿💦 #travelblogger thefashionfictionary.com/201…
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Lucinda Hurst | TFF retweeted
11 Dec 2019
Remember when The Thick of It was fictional?
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Only ever come on twitter to 1. like @innocent tweets and 2. complain.
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Beyond invested in where they end up 😂
so one of my friends got talking to a girl on bumble, made a joke about driving past gatwick airport & going on a spontaneous holiday, the joke became real.. and he has now booked a £99 wowcher holiday for the two of them, but they have never met - a thread
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Lucinda Hurst | TFF retweeted
13 Oct 2019
Just heard a man describe his mental health struggle to his mate on the train as: “The opposite of easy, peezy, lemon-squeezy which is stressed, depressed, lemon zest - that’s how I’ve been feeling all week”. Hero.
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The most unbelievable thing about the Nescafé azura ad is the people in their flat reacting positively to loud noises from downstairs, closely followed by the smiles after they drink their coffee 😷
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How do people actually rely on buses? I’m an über addict and for good reason. I swear @FirstWestYorks just have a timetable up for the bants.
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It’s like the parent trap meets reality tv #thecircle
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What alternate universe is this? #thecircle
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Lucinda Hurst | TFF retweeted
No one: Not a single soul: Me: I think I should get TWO bottles of wine just incase
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Lucinda Hurst | TFF retweeted
24 Sep 2019
RT to vote for Sophie B @GhyllRoydSchool for #ISAArtistofthemonth Sophie has been nominated for her hard work and dedication within art and ceramics. Sophie was presented with the Prosser Cup for KS2 Arts and Crafts in 2019 celebrating her work.
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Lucinda Hurst | TFF retweeted
there’s a Friday the 13th in December... ...A nightmare before Christmas, you might say
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So I’m asking everyone on tinder what their Off Menu themed dream menu would be and not enough people know what it is! Don’t worry @JamesAcaster @EdGambleComedy I’m using my singleness to spread the good word!
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As an aside, it really is helping filter people out 😂
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Always had bad experiences with BA, especially flying to and from Austin! Sort it out 😫😫
Replying to @British_Airways
@British_Airways My flight to London has been canceled, the website won't allow me rebook due to technical issues and I can't get through to anyone on the phone. Please can someone contact me asap on deimantebaurinaite@gmail.com
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Unbelievable that @LeedsCC_News want to remove the outdoor seating at Grön INCLUDING the access ramp! Please sign the petition and support two local businesses bit.ly/SaveTheOutdoorSeats

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