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🚨🚨 problematic things caeleb has done, a thread 🧵
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the best stat on here is siroky’s 4 swims she all did at the first mare nostrum
stop this may.
Jun 17
During the opening day of the 2026 Chinese National Swimming Championships in Hangzhou, Tang Qianting won the women's 50 breaststroke in 29.95. She now owns 13 career swims under the 30-second barrier. The undisputed leader on that list is Benedetta Pilato, with 34 swims.
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well so you see, this morning after prelims, rouse called krayzelburg who called peirsol who called grevers who called murphy and said “hey cap, it’s time to get on up & do it for america 🇺🇸”
then an majestic bald eagle flew overhead letting out its call as they hung up.
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you just know ryan murphy swam that with a fire in his belly that’s slowly been burning since singapore worlds
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Olympic Champion Evgeny Rylov on the Enhanced Games (translated):
"[It] contradicts all the principles of clean sport. But even outside these "doping games," we see all sorts of things—TUEs granted for genuine or perhaps not-so-genuine reasons... Take Katie Ledecky for example."
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it’s because the man hath divine protection from saint peirsol himself
Takes 2 years off and goes 52.8. Ryan Murphy wow 😳
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strong swim for grimes! faster than she was in paris, too, which if i’m not mistaken was the last time she raced this until tonight
Katie Grimes opens the finals session of the TYR Pro Swim Series Indianapolis with a second-place finish in the 1500m Free 16:04.20 #GoHoos
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stadden has been on a streak since march. basically 58 mid/lows and the 57 in her last nine races. bodes well for nationals at the end of july!
🇺🇸2026 TYR Pro Swim Series - Indianapolis
Women's 100m Backstroke Final
swimmeetresults.tech/USA-Swi…
🥇 Isabelle Stadden 58.01
🥈 Katharine Berkoff 58.20
🥉 Maggie Wanezek 58.78
4. Leah Shackley 58.82
5. Claire Curzan 58.85
6. Erika Pelaez 59.78
7. Rhyan White 59.82
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MURPHY 52.80‼️ I REPEAT HE WENT A 52.80‼️WE ARE SO BACK BABY OUR MEDLEY RELAY NEVAH LOOKED MORE BACK‼️GET THE FUCK UP AMERICA 🇺🇸 🦅
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AND WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU 🗣️
2:07.04 😤✨😤✨😤
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track & field fans lost their minds when duplantis lost for the first time since 2023 well may i introduce you to katie ledecky who just extended her winning streak today at 15 years (and counting):
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mind you the 17th fastest time in history (she has 1-13, 15-29 btw)
photo credit to @AdrienneQW who watched her extend her streak live!!!
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less than one year ago he swam his first “pro” 50m lcm breast. 28.16
and now he’s our american record holder (26.39) and swam his 3rd fastest time ever, in prelims this morning - 26.53.
LFGGG
Van Mathias broke his own MEET RECORD at the TYR Pro Swim Series-Indianapolis by going a 26.53 in the 50 breast prelims.🤯
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Jun 16
meanwhile the future trump library will have AI homoerotic/sacrilegious, muscled up trump portraits with the only literature being old playboys, vhs tapes of monster truck rallies, and vanity biographies of just how “great” (he’s not) he really is.
god our president is so trashy
The Obamas have unveiled their first-ever commissioned portrait together.
Painted by Njideka Akunyili Crosby, the artwork will be displayed in the lobby of the new Obama Presidential Library.
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Jun 16
katie ledecky looking absolutely STUNNING for tyrsport (is what i would say if i ran popcrave)
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lfg murph you’re the same age so now is your time
Jun 16
🇨🇳2026年全国游泳冠军赛
男子100Ba
徐嘉余 52.47
姜呈霖 53.85 PB
王梓成 54.06
今年31歳になるベテラン
🇨🇳徐嘉余 Xu Jiayu
2026年世界ランク3位となる52.47!!
予選でも52.74で泳いでおり、圧巻の強さで優勝！
衰えを感じさせない泳ぎで、中国背泳ぎ界の第一人者が健在ぶりを示した！
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trump has the trashiest taste despite having so much money (allegedly). it’s like a case of reverse beverly hillbillies.
One day I hope MAGA supporters can ADMIT if Barack Hussien Obama had done anything remotely close to this, we’d still be hearing about it today
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Jun 15
duolingo should require you to spell words correctly bc i regret not really learning proper spelling of spanish words bc you can still get it right w/o any accents. but then again my speaking skills are still so abysmal you kinda have to just focus on one thing at a time
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