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jah🫀🎱 retweeted
How your friend who is always flaking or showing up late reacts when they finally stop getting invited to things
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And you are
1. Facially challenged
2. Beard ain’t never gon connect
3. Barber hates your guts
4. You got neck rolls
5. Shirt not buttoned like a hoe
6. And last but not least, you’re an Israelite
You have so many bigger fish to fry
You’re a Thot
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This girl on TikTok crying because she’s 34, been with the same nigga since she was 12, and he can’t stop cheating.
Bitch get in the field plz
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I’d love to do another euro tour but the way I’m tryna do a South America tour!!!!
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I think mine is hybrid tbh
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is your pussy sativa or indica
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jah🫀🎱 retweeted
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One day you turn 29 and the top drawer of your nightstand contains a 140 count tums container, a knife, vibrators, and a gabapentin prescription
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jah🫀🎱 retweeted
That’s def something I miss. I grew up in a regular degula Bushwick building in the 90’s and early 00’s. We had a sense community. Now I live in a gentrification building and they def don’t even make eye contact fr.
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LMAOOO
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LMFAOOOOOO
Jun 15
$400 to fly to Miami from Maryland isn’t sitting right with my soul at all. It’s no wonder Rick Ross flying economy.
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Me any time it’s enough space in the function to do a split LMFAOOO
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Astoria is very Greek, but this bitch could get REAL Italian or Moroccan in a heart beat 😭
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