Slaying and Sobbing πŸ’Œ

Joined May 2022
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just graduated film school 😭😭😭😭 IM GONNA BE A BARISTA 😭😭😭😭
just graduated film school 😭😭😭😭 IM GONNA BE A BARISTA 😭😭😭😭
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hamburger and fries at 11.30 am

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francine smith confused and yelling β€œwhat the fuck is going on” reaction video
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ANTI ZIONST QUEEN OF DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Happy 64th Birthday to the iconic Marcia Cross.
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Thinking about the time my uber driver got cut off and yelled β€œCOCKSUCKER!!!” then immediately looked at me in the rear view mirror and blurted out β€œnot that there’s anything wrong with sucking cock!”
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smiling friends is over
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just found out i'm allergic to condoms
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I love when they curse in SpongeBob 😭
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I bought a new vape cart the other day. It came with a little blue cowboy hat 🀠
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Emma is a real one
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This is the only day you can rt this
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31 Dec 2025
Happy New Year, everybody! Remember, party now and nap later! πŸ˜‚πŸŽ‰πŸŽˆπŸͺ©
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Zohran Mamdani has been sworn in as Mayor of New York City.
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Ooh January 1st! Better get going on those taxes, Neddy!
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This is how they should reveal everyone on the Epstein list.
18 Nov 2025
Jane Lynch arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set.
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19 Nov 2025
Working with Highschoolers is funny asfk CAUSE WDYM YOU DREW THE CONCEPT
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There is only one person who has known the power of 6-7 since the beginning.... Ah ah ah! βš‘οΈπŸ”’πŸ’œ
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8 Oct 2025
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21 Sep 2025
this some shit sza would pose in front of
Looking for signs
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