@Cal Bear. I like to make people smile.
Joined March 2011
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7 Jul 2014
Dear #Venezuela, I know you're having trouble with blackouts and it sucks, but PLEASE stop mentioning me. No puedo hacer nada para evitarlo.
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1 Dec 2020
Thank you @BankofAmerica for cancelling my credit card without notice, locking me out of my account, stealing $800 in cash rewards and leaving me with an outstanding balance of $60.75. It's hilarious and you're the chillest. 11/10 would recommend.
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20 Nov 2020
Azzurra Barbuto. “Ho recuperato fiducia negli esseri umani”, lo sfogo della giornalista”.
Hai salvato la nutria, 6 mesi, perché l'hai trovata al lato della strada con un centinaio e più di macchine che sfrecciavano, con il freddo. E non era africana.
17 Nov 2020
Oggi ho recuperato fiducia negli esseri umani. Questo pomeriggio in prossimità degli studi Mediaset ho visto questa nutria, investita, sul ciglio della strada, non poteva muovere la parte posteriore del corpo. Ma voleva fortissimamente vivere. Domani vi racconto tutto... ❤️
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7 Nov 2020
Imagine thinking Trump was a champion of the working class 😂
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21 Oct 2019
.@acffiorentina @VMontella vi serviva talmente tanto un magazziniere che siete andati fino in Brasile a prendere Pedro? #chilhavisto #BresciaFiorentina
10 Oct 2019
.@MCSQA is anyone keeping an eye on the management of @losailcircuit? Things are getting dangerous in there. Could you kindly intervene before someone gets hurt?
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23 Jun 2018
“You’re beautiful” - James Blunt
“You’re beautiful but you have an awful personality” - James Blunter
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12 Jul 2017
Can't wait for @edsheeran to run out of basic operators and announce his new albums "log", "∫", and "!".
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31 Jan 2017
.@KellyannePolls "we have the most generous immigration laws in the world". Either ignorant or plainly lying. Sad. youtu.be/iANZJvSq4WI
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20 Oct 2016
"Trumped-up Trickle Down" became "Trickle down economics on steroids"... She learns! #debatenight
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15 Sep 2016
Jessie, James, and Meowth know they're characters of a TV show o.o this is getting meta af
14 Sep 2016
Pokémon binge interrupted by @verizonfios outage. Glad to see my money is well spent.
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14 Sep 2016
Finally an answer to the age old question... There are regular animals in Kanto.
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13 Sep 2016
According to Bill, wearing Pokémon costumes helps understand them. I guess these guys were archeologists all along.
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