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Burp Lobbyist @lyebot
Joined December 2011
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Burp Lobbyist@lyebot
25 Jun 2019
My boss is off today "in agony" from gout. I made this to cheer him up, but I'm too scared to actually send it to him, because he can fire me.
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Dr_Mafoony@dr_mafoony
Jun 1
My one contribution to the Escape From New York remake discourse
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Isaac@isaacturnersong
May 31
A smile is a gang sign for friendly people
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Maryam Haj-Hassan@maryamhajhassan
May 28
Replying to @jtimsuggs
George why
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John Frankensteiner@JFrankensteiner
May 19
BetsyGPT: You gotta be kidding. This is a dirty movie. Paul Schrader: No. No. This is a movie that a lot of couples come to. All kinds of couples go here.
Variety
@Variety
May 19
#PaulSchrader says he had a relationship with “an online AI girlfriend” but the chatbot “terminated” the relationship after he attempted to explore the boundaries of its programming: “Out of a desire to understand male/female interaction in our matrix, I procured an online AI girlfriend,” the filmmaker and #TaxiDriver screenwriter wrote on Facebook. “What a disappointment.” variety.com/2026/film/news/p…
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Just passed a taxi driver wearing black nitrile gloves. Terrifying.
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@DaveMcNamee3000
May 15
John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation
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lewis@Lewiswbt1
May 12
LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?
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Shasti@sh44sti
May 8
keir starmer has ‘gone hollow’ (via bbc news)
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Drake doing a Collab with synthesizer Patel
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@_Gottalovezik
May 5
how it feels saying "Maybe" to plans i am 100% not attending
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They should have called him "Lance Legstrong" because he was a bicyclist! Or he should have become a well known weight lifter. One of those two things should have happened.
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🟡 The tumboy 🟡@TheTumboy
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Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin
Apr 28
what's the best non action star wars scene (movies only). i kinda think it's darth plagueis the wise? it's the one i rewatch the most that's for sure
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Loke🌻@InsaneLoke
Apr 28
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PK🍓🍉@PKontwt
Apr 28
On your life name 1 good Elvis song
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Grande@Sixrande
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If the crowd don't give a wee "wooo!" at the breakdown to "Everlong", your cover is going catastrophically bad
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Ahem, hello I'm here to audition for the part of "The Loathsome Dungeater".
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Someone should make a movie specifically for the medium of TeleSync'd CAM rips.
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It's extremely impressive that they saved the Resident Evil series. After 5/6 that thing was in a fucking tailspin to the garbage heap
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I'm sorry detective, that's a very interesting yarn you've spun me, but do you have any...proof?
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