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23 Sep 2023
#StrictlyComeDancing Nigel. Was not expecting that. That dance was 🔥🔥🔥
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23 Aug 2023
I’ve not been here much lately. Partly because the rebrand to 'X' reminded me of when my dad got a leather jacket, but mainly because I’ve been job hunting. You probably can’t help save Twitter from a midlife crisis but you might just help me get a copywriter job with a retweet x
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This is a great thread by Ben introducing you to the books we’ve been working on over the last couple of years. I would love you to take a couple of minutes to read it and to share. As a non-sciency person I’ve LOVED finding out about the amazing worlds of The Gene and The Cell.
Calling all teachers, educators and librarians! 🚀The new #Explodapedia series of science books lifts off next week (@DFB_storyhouse, me & @MooseAllain) Since it's a brand new concept in non-fiction publishing, we just want to say a few things by way of introduction🧵1/n
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To celebrate publication week, we're giving away a *most intriguing* bundle of goodies! Contains: ✨ A Most Intriguing Lady ✨ Wash bag hand-sewn by @MargueriteKaye@BiscuiteersLtd handmade biscuits Simply retweet this post and follow us to be in with a chance of winning!
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I hired a lawyer to sue Ryanair for losing my luggage. What a surprise, he lost my case as well.
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9 Jan 2023
I like the Lego Thing.
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What cold meats does Roy Orbison like? Only baloney
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Looks like my addiction to 70's Discos has flared up again.
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Start?
30 Dec 2022
The movie “Zardoz” takes place in 2023, so get ready for everyone to start dressing like this
Community note
Zardoz takes place in 2293. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz
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30 Dec 2022
The Dogs of 2022
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RT if you too cried at the Ghosts Christmas special.
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15 Dec 2022
- MERRY CHRISTMAS! - Wow! Thank you, is it a pear tree? - Not just a pear tree, look closer. - What? I can't see anything. - Aw… where's it fucking gone?
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These 3-bird roasts are very reasonably priced, considering how rare it is to find a turkey that's eaten a pheasant that's eaten a chicken.
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Just thrown some bird seed on my lawn and now there are dozens of them out there which is amazing because I thought it would take ages for them to grow.
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They say 'Whale noises' are meant to be calming but I've been making them for 10 minutes and all the people at Slimming World seem rather angry with me.
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I am the champion of running races with knickers over my shoes and so far I remain undie-feeted.
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ICYMI earlier this week here's our free to download colouring-in '"2022 Advent Calendar" in a Robot Voice'. Please help yourselves and share! (NB the png link seems to be to a webp* file - we'll try to sort this out when we can). *no idea what that even is worldofmoose.com/pages/2022-…

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On the back of a pub toilet door in south London: If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.
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Our 2022 Advent Calendar is here! A little bit early, by request, but feel free to print off it off and send to friends & family.
It's Advent time! World of Moose '"2022 Advent Calendar" in a Robot Voice' is on the website - free to download Get out your colouring kit. worldofmoose.com/pages/2022-…
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Mourning a magician
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