Hates dust, loses keys, sings a lot. Published author, team leader trying some new stuff and p/t educator. School report comment: a trier

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15 Oct 2019
Met Will Ferrell today in remote corner of #Iceland - had a wee chat. He’s lovely, friendly and most definitely the kind of person you could have a good giggle with. We shared a funny Eurovision moment - females churning butter for those who remember!!!
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well this is embarrassing for Spain #ESPvCPV
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Jun 14
This no21 is all over the pitch - fast as anything! I know very little about football but it appears to me that this wee nation is punching! #GERvCUW #wc2026
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Can’t send the lads off to the match on an empty stomach. I hope Europeans like sausages. #NoScotlandNoParty
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Every bar owner in Boston is figuring out how fast Amazon can deliver a Scottish flag.
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Jun 12
Great. My day off. Hung washing out. Went away for an hour, leaving it to dry. Its peed on from a great height. Soaked again. This is what it means to be Scottish!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Jun 12
My boy again - weve only seen this randomly! German journalist shared it then we happened upon it as a friend in Aberdeenshire saw it. There’s so much crap in the world, good for J calling out something that unites people. instagram.com/reel/DZdJEthpG…
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Jun 12
My boy!!!
The Scottish are coming! The Scottish are coming! These kilted soccer fans are in town for the World Cup.
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May 16
Switched to 601 just to watch the sign language. Brilliant. Full of vim, vigour & great fun @Eurovision
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May 11
I really do like @StephenFlynnSNP however I now have to switch the TV off pretty quickly #followedbyawfuloffal #debatenight
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Never been here. Massive! Battery park Greenock Second born dozing in car. It’s safe to leave him. He’s 23….
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Wee lunch walk in sunny Gourock. Lord & Lady @EasyPeasy_3 @LadyHelene1967 territory
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Apr 27
Big mistake from @theSNP to have an empty seat at the table for the Glasgow @EISUnion hustings. Could no-one stand in for the person who couldn’t come? It’s misfiring badly …@kaukabstewart @JohnSwinney
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So many questions...
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I think someone got fired at Disneyland's 10th anniversary
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Well done the Paisley #bbcdn Debate Night audience rightly standing up for immigrants and making Reform and Tories looking very stupid.
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Apr 12
Someone fact check Offord on those Glasgow statistics please. The #bbcdn is too important a TV prog for him to spout lies. @BBCScotlandNews
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Apr 12
Why is my timeline filled with Tory candidates spouting support for Russell Finlay - were they all emailed today to tell them to do this? Smells of desperation. Let’s not forget Downing Street parties, Boris J, Michelle Mone, austerity, Liz Truss budget disaster. #bbcdn
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Name the city ….
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Jan 25
This makes me sick to the core
Replying to @ZeekArkham
No gun at this point. No threat. 5 guys subduing him. This is an execution. If you come to any other conclusion you have no business being in Law Enforcement.
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Jan 24
almost 12 months to the day apart, we both lose our mums. A sore one.
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