lyrics you’d never believe are real. but they all are

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People asking me why I don’t post every day not knowing that I have IBS #ibswarrior
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what’s the greatest opening line to a song?
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The normies are mad that Jay stayed on topic on the song titled “monster”
Jay Z listing all those monsters and then saying “QUESTION: what do these things all have in common?” is so funny to me
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I love when independent rappers drop realistic flexes because they’re not rich yet “She love my pheromones / i spent $100 on cologne” Yeah bro, that’s just what regular stuff costs now
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Call me elitist but whenever i meet someone and they r like "oh i love mystikal too!!" And their favorite song is Bouncin Back im just like. Ok
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Tryna strike a chord??
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This image has been edited to resemble Drake; the original depicts filmmaker Woody Allen from photographs released from Jeffrey Epstein's estate by House Democrats on the Oversight Committee. nypost.com/2025/12/12/us-… usatoday.com/story/entertai…
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Yeah so I’m in my early 20s but Spotify wrapped says my listening age is 76 Wow I am cool as hell everyone should know this
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