I have one spare ticket to @danny_robins@uncannypodlive at the Royal & Derngate in Northampton tonight.
Pros:
It’s free
It’s bound to be a brilliant show
Cons:
You will have to sit next to me
I might try to hold your hand if I get scared
DM if interested
Suspect I’m not the only @Jarlath fan googling “pubs near Leicester Square that show rugby” today 🙄. Big diary clash next Saturday #IREvsNZL 🏉 #comedy 😂
I’ve had to do this calculation several times.
I keep getting the same answer.
But I don’t think it can be right.
2023 - 30 = 1993
1993 can’t be thirty years ago 😮😮😮
Clothing retailers should categorise clothes by ironing time:
- No ironing needed
- Few squirts of crease release and you’ll be good
- Iron - less than 2 mins
- Iron - more than 2 mins
- You’ll never get this crease-free again
I think @itsalawyerslife will support me on this.
When someone starts a work email with “hope you’re well”, let’s not try to pretend it means anything other than “I hope you’re not dead in a ditch because I really need you to answer this question.”.
In a change to my usual Saturday night ritual of drinking wine and bitching about the government, I’m going to a literary festival…
…to listen to @RussInCheshire bitch about the government.