Solicitor (Dispute Resolution). Crisp Connoisseur. Indie Kid. Girl that lifts 🏋️‍♀️. Slave to a bulldog 🐶. All views are my own.

Joined September 2010
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10 Nov 2023
I have one spare ticket to @danny_robins @uncannypodlive at the Royal & Derngate in Northampton tonight. Pros: It’s free It’s bound to be a brilliant show Cons: You will have to sit next to me I might try to hold your hand if I get scared DM if interested
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14 Oct 2023
Big task ahead of you tonight @Jarlath 🏉😭
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8 Oct 2023
Suspect I’m not the only @Jarlath fan googling “pubs near Leicester Square that show rugby” today 🙄. Big diary clash next Saturday #IREvsNZL 🏉 #comedy 😂
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11 Sep 2023
Pepper loved getting her own cabin on @StenaLineUKIE Estrid during its secondment to the Cairnryan-Belfast route.
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8 Sep 2023
Hi @jardinemotorsuk, when’s a good time to call your Hitchin Audi dealership? They just don’t seem to answer the phone
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6 Sep 2023
Mount Errigal, Donegal 🇮🇪 Worth the climb!
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20 Jul 2023
How manipulative is your dog? Today my one convinced the people that I PAY to WALK her to stay at home and give her sofa snuggles 😂
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12 Jul 2023
I’ve had to do this calculation several times. I keep getting the same answer. But I don’t think it can be right. 2023 - 30 = 1993 1993 can’t be thirty years ago 😮😮😮
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21 Jun 2023
Sunrise on the summer solstice #miltonkeynes
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21 Jun 2023
The light pyramid sits at the top of Midsummer Boulevard which aligns with the sunrise on the summer solstice. atlasobscura.com/places/mids…
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14 Jun 2023
Clothing retailers should categorise clothes by ironing time: - No ironing needed - Few squirts of crease release and you’ll be good - Iron - less than 2 mins - Iron - more than 2 mins - You’ll never get this crease-free again I think @itsalawyerslife will support me on this.
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15 May 2023
As a child of the 80s I was led to believe that Babycham was very glamorous. Finally got to try it @BCLivingMuseum
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28 Apr 2023
I hate ticket touts. Blur tickets sold out in minutes and are being re-sold for stupid money on scummy websites
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28 Apr 2023
Fair play to @blurofficial - lead booker must attend and ticket transfers not permitted. It does mean that anyone buying from a reseller won’t get in.
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24 Apr 2023
When someone starts a work email with “hope you’re well”, let’s not try to pretend it means anything other than “I hope you’re not dead in a ditch because I really need you to answer this question.”.
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15 Apr 2023
In a change to my usual Saturday night ritual of drinking wine and bitching about the government, I’m going to a literary festival… …to listen to @RussInCheshire bitch about the government.
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3 Apr 2023
My mantra for this week: I must not eat the Easter eggs. I must not eat the Easter eggs. I must not eat the Easter eggs.
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28 Mar 2023
I think I’m going to have to cease my patronage of my local chip shop after seeing this…
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23 Mar 2023
RIP Lilt. The totally tropical taste is one Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit. Not sure how I feel about this.
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17 Mar 2023
The sun will set tonight at 18.10 and rise tomorrow at 06.10. From tomorrow there will be more minutes of daylight than darkness ☀️
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