Co-host of the @PunchMountain podcast. Stand-up albums on Spotify, ITunes, etc. Supposedly the mean member of @MasterPancake but I don't see it.
Joined August 2009
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4 Aug 2023
happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate
4 Aug 2019
Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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21 Jul 2023
If you need some nerdy listening in your life, my action movie podcast @PunchMountain is on a real fun streak right now. Co-hosted by the one they call David Jara. linktr.ee/punchmountain
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21 Jan 2021
Q-venant, revealing the Q egg. The egg would hatch and Q himself would emerge, covered in glimmering Q slime. Q and Trump's bodies would merge into one giant bio-mech, aka Q-tron. The beautiful Trump children would then transform into Lions and then transform again into limbs
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21 Jan 2021
that would join with Q-tron. Then, I was fully expecting Q-tron to punch the Capitol dome, cracking it open to reveal the powerful Q sword buried underneath, Q-scalibur. Q-tron would raise Q-scalibur, summoning a Q-beam from the heavens that would envelop everyone there
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19 Mar 2020
Shout out to all the small town mayors who are now having to MAKE DECISIONS. I know you thought your job was just going to be cutting the ribbon every time a new Sonic opens or giving out awards like "City's Best Horse", but hang in there.
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18 Mar 2020
Went on a scavenging run into the Westlake Contaminated Zone. There I saw it, H-E-Buddy’s corpse. His paper bag body hollow, picked clean of meat and groceries. No time to bury him. No time for tears.
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16 Mar 2020
Heard rumors of a pallet of untainted wet wipes at the Target, deep in the fevermalls. Turned out to be a mutate trap. Barely made it out alive. Had to use the last of the hand-sanitizer.
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19 Dec 2019
Comedians: I know roasting is in right now, but when an uncontacted rain forest tribe shows up, leave them alone. They don't need to be told they look like [celebrity] had sex with [object], ok? Don't make fun of their hair & say their barber is the one who should be uncontacted.
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29 May 2019
My infant son Shamu is 8 weeks old and I am just now finding out that apparently his name is also the name of a popular whale that kills people? No one thought to tell me???
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27 Mar 2018
I'm so sick and tired of the way my friends react when they find out I'm an undercover narcotics officer and they're under arrest.
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4 Dec 2017
Very excited to announce I'll be on the next season of Comedians in Cars in the Garage with the Door Closed and the Engine Running I'm Sorry for Everything Sharon
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7 Dec 2015
I'm at that age where my friends are having kids and they're showing me pictures, but they're of baby raptors and I'm like you bred raptors?
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