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Abortions will still happen. They just won’t be safe or legal.
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Fuck this illegitimate SCOTUS. Fuck the Republican party that enabled this. And if you don't care that this decision makes women second-class citizens, fuck you too. We don't have the luxury of time--we need to fight NOW. It's Democrats vs. Fascists in 2022. Vote accordingly.
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Raise your hand if you want the Supreme Court to LEAVE Roe v. Wade the hell alone! ✋
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jason derulo has fallen down the stairs at the met gala😵
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3 May 2022
By the way, now would be a good time to register to vote
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BREAKING NEWS: Hawaii announces that it will soon require all visitors to have a COVID booster shot if they want enter the state. RT IF YOU SUPPORT HAWAII’S DECISION!
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BREAKING: A dozen Congressional Democrats are exploring using the 14th Amendment to bar Trump from ever holding office again — it states that anyone who “engaged in insurrection or rebellion” against the government cannot hold office. RT TO URGE THEM TO PURSUE THIS IDEA!
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CDC, 2020: wash your groceries CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay
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Trevor Noah has the best verdict on Rittenhouse.
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Why would any person of color ever comply with a police officer when there is a 50/50 shot of getting “accidentally” shot?
Community note
Handler is a comedian, writer, and former talk show host. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_H… '50/50 shot' is likely an exaggeration. statista.com/statistics/585… Handler exaggerates for comedic effect, which is not unusual considering her vocation. youtube.com/watch?v=TutEb7… Handler's question is legitimate, although factually exaggerated
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DEDDDDD 🤣🤣🤣
9 Apr 2021
I unfollowed my Dad on Facebook. These be his throwbacks 😭🥴
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Wasn’t planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are
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Can anybody else tell that their family LOVES them, but maybe doesn’t really LIKE them all that much sometimes? Just me?
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20 Jan 2021
Today is the only day you can tweet this
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People really choosing to leave their Michigan homes and go to TOLEDO, OHIO just so they can sit down and eat?! Down bad is an understatement.
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Couldn’t say it better
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Well that escalated steadily for four years.
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Trump should be impeached and convicted tomorrow.
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