Texas Ex, BA ‘05, M.Ed ‘16. CHINGONA 🇲🇽🇺🇸 #Disney🦎❤️Sports❤️🧡#Texas🤘🏽🏈🏀⚾️🏐🧡 💙#Dodgers💙 Built like a small house 💁🏽‍♀️ I don’t answer DMs ✌🏽

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Arch Manning loves being a Longhorn 🤘🏽

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thrive and advance 🤘 #HookEm
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Conservatives often criticize universities for failing to prepare students for jobs. But that's like criticizing a library for failing to function as a gym. The purpose of a university was never vocational training. It was always the pursuit and transmission of knowledge.
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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PEPI #915 hometown boy!
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Mood (this is power of sports)
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Yoooo, LFGGGGG 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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OWN GOAL. 1-0 USA! 🇺🇸 THE @USMNT SCORES FIRST AND LOS ANGELES IS ABSOLUTELY ELECTRIC!
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FOR THE 39TH TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY, THE TEXAS LONGHORNS HAVE PUNCHED THEIR TICKET TO THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES!!!
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HORNS UP 🤘 (6) @TexasBaseball defeats (11) Oregon, 11-3, to win game one of the Austin Super Regional! #RoadToOmaha
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It’s very apparent that @SouthwestAir doesn’t actually read or attempt to comprehend what the actual problem may be because they don’t want to take accountability for fucking up. 🖕🏽
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Teagan Kavan = 🐐
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so nice, we did it twice 🤘🤘 #HookEm
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Teagan Kavan = 🐐🐐🐐
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LFGGGGGG 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽
THE LONGHORNS ARE BACK-TO-BACK WCWS CHAMPIONS 🏆 🏆 Texas secure the title over Texas Tech for the second-straight year 🤘
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LONGHORNS TAKE GAME 1 🤘 Texas is one win away from a national championship.
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TEXAS WILL PLAY FOR A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ONCE AGAIN 🤘 (1) @TexasSoftball defeats (2) Tennessee, 4-0, to head back to the Championship Finals! #WCWS
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Did I stop so I could get some fresh @TimHortons coffee? Yes, yes I did. @TimHortonsUS
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#DodgersWin! FINAL: #Dodgers 9, Phillies 1
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