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DS, U.E. retweeted
🇺🇸🇮🇱 Israelis on Telegram in response to the B-52 crash and death of 8 Americans:
‘They deserve it, I hate the United States no less than Iran.’
‘We just started, dear Americans. The blows have only just begun.’
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lol, can’t blame him
Jensen pumped the stock and it went from hated to meme stonk overnight $MRVL
$MRVL CFO Willem Meintjes filed to sell 207,329 shares (48% of position) for $60,131,256.68 ($290.03/share) - Unscheduled:
filingtracker.ai/filing/1635…
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DS, U.E. retweeted
My wife volunteers with the Orange County chapter of the Guide Dogs for the Blind Alumni. The blind people who use the Meta glasses love them. They still need guide dogs but the glasses describe what they’re “looking at.” There’s also competition in the sector.
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Jun 14
Why I'm Bullish $NOK
(99% written by AI (didn't even read the whole thing myself))
(no lame ass generic AI image included)
open.substack.com/pub/vibema…
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intention was largely to make fun of everyone who posts an AI slop article per week but never acknowledges it is AI, though also I did spend several hours over several days prompting Gemini until the pieces of the $NOK puzzle fit together for me
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Jun 15
still waiting
17 Oct 2021
@Go_Rozen: "A structural gap will soon emerge between supply and demand. As early as Q4 of 2022, demand will approach world oil-pumping capability — a first in 160 years of oil history." #OOTT
gorozen.com/research/comment…
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Jun 14
Israel is intentionally crossing Iran's red line to try to prevent a peace deal
(Gemini on the post: "the details in that screenshot are entirely factual.")
x.com/SuppressedNws1/status/…
Jun 14
ISRAEL JUST BOMBED BEIRUT, LEBANON.
Israeli warplanes struck a densely populated residential area in Ghobeiry, in Beirut’s southern suburbs, KILLING at least 3 people and INJURING 15.
Iran’s Deputy Commander of Khatam al Anbiya HQ says the attack “will not go unanswered.”
Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf says the strike proves the U.S. either lacks the WILL or the ABILITY to uphold its commitments, warning there can be no talk of continuing negotiations under these conditions.
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Jun 14
“Who's the fucking superpower here?”
x.com/Osinttechnical/status/…
Jun 14
Israel conducted strikes on Beirut today with the assumption that Iran would attack in response - Israeli security officials to N12
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Jun 14
good if true
x.com/MenchOsint/status/2066…
Jun 14
"Both sides have declared the immediate and permanent termination of military operations on all fronts, including in Lebanon."
Ok, let's see how long it lasts.
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Jun 14
Current $META vibes feel very much like $GOOG vibes one year ago. $GOOG has more than doubled since then.
Mark Zuckerberg has severe AI psychosis. He has fully bought in to the idea that humans are just a stepping stone to superintelligent AI and is in the process of destroying his company to try and extract intelligence from his own employees.
This is genuinely sick. Meta is toast.
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Jun 13
have tobi muted since I find his takes half-baked and annoying af
unfortunately saw this and just how can a CEO not understand the concept of valuation
no one is criticizing entrepreneurship, it's the dumping on retail at an overvalued price & a CEO with a history of lies, etc
Jun 12
You have absolutely disgraced yourself publishing this, globe.
We all clearly don’t hate the media enough.
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Jun 10
THE BIGGEST IPOs OF THE LAST 15 YEARS HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON:
THEY CRUSHED THE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THE HYPE.
🇺🇸 Robinhood -90%. Rivian -88%. Lyft -79%. Coinbase -57%. Facebook -54%. Median max drawdown: -54% in year one.
Big brands. Big narratives. Big backing. Still brutal entries.
SpaceX has the same DNA: enormous hype, low float, early investors deep in the green and waiting to sell.
A great company isn't a great IPO buy. By the time everyone wants in, they are the liquidity.
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Jun 13
this market is fucked
also I didn't even bring up Defiance; Gemini already knew about their incompetence $QTUM $QMCO
Jun 13
@defianceinvest It's really hard to take your new quantum ETF serious when you are including companies just because it has "Quantum" in the name..
Quantum Corp (QMCO) is NOT a quantum computing company and it makes up 7.29% of your "quantum" holdings. 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
$INFQ $QTUP $XNDU $IONQ
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Jun 13
oh lol last time I heard about $FNMA it was pumping hard and everyone promoting it was brilliant
Jun 12
282,000 people are following Michael Burry's Substack, only to be down massively YTD.
He's winning though, making millions selling stock picks while subscribers lose money following them.
His top picks:
$LULU (Lululemon): down 41.37%
$FOUR (Shift4 Payments): down 37.35%
$FNMA (Fannie Mae): down ~41%
$SLM (SLM Corp): down ~18%
$MOH (Molina Healthcare): up 11.33%
That's a person that doesn't understand AI at all, but why would he care? He's racking millions off subscribers.
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Apr 22
seems like we are good to go now
those of us who watched every tick of the tape but waited for the unlock did a great job of avoiding being up 100% already 😹
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Apr 20
I was expecting a 30% down wick but the exchange of shares from insiders to public shareholders was very orderly, which I take as a bullish sign.
Natural that insiders who've been holding for years would want to cash out but buyers were willing to step in in the high 15s.
$INFQ
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Jun 7
At The National Gallery. Wife wanted to see some old paintings. I’m sitting it out in the cafe, doom scrolling X with a tea and scone.
Jun 6
Had to be fast to catch the big dip
I was on the tube in London so didn’t stand a chance
But just kept thinking it doesn’t change its assets or business so below 100 is a steal
(one minute chart)
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