Adventures of Max & Menace & Mortimer aka #nortysquad βbetter a norty spanna than no spannaβ Guest appearances: Maddie - the JRT & Mavis - the BretonπΎ
Joined February 2019
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Frens, well true to #nortysquad form, I opened my stitches and had to go back to the nice vetty lady who said something rather rude about βΓ©pagneul typiqueβ and now I have a double cone of shame but my bandage at least was blue this time πππ±π #coneofshame
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Frens, itβs #ThrowbackThursday to another Cone of Shame/ Fame episode! At least they gave me a Pirate bandage that time π€ππππ #nortysquad
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Frens, itβs most definitely an annoyed #WontLookWednesday from me today. Not only am I having to wear the Cone of Shame after some fatty deposits were removed yesterday, but the lovely French vetty lady put a pink, yes pink!, bandage on me! #wtd #theshame #nortysquad ππ±π
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Frens, on #CaturdayEve we have a question for our feline furpals #CatsofX
Can you opt out of the Cat Distribution System?
Over the last week 3 kittens & now a little stray cat have found us & thereβs no more room at the inn! π±ππββ¬π #MeetMisty #CarParkCat #SheChoseTheHoos
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Frens, time to remind the hoos that this is a #DogsofX account (not #CatsofX ) so marvellous Mavis and I have put our best foot, or rather tongue, forward to provide a pawtastic (if we say so ourselves!) #nortysquad #TongueOutTuesday ππππ
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Frens, for Mothering Sunday we didnβt roll in anything dead π±, get muddy paws πΎ or come home stinking of ditchwater!!!! Instead, we found another 2 kittens in the hedge opposite our lake ππββ¬πββ¬ #LuckyHuMummy #Feedsevery3hours #nosleep ππ€π
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Frens, newest pack member Mallory is already showing #nortysquad potential. At approx 4 weeks old heβs taking on a Jack Russell ππ±π #goodgirlMaddie π
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Frens, itβs Motherβs Day today here in French France. Any pal want to guess what #nortysquad got our HuMummy??? ππ #youllneverguess π±π±π±
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Frens, on the way back from our walk this morning we found a tiny furpal by the side of the road all alone! ππ The hoos told us to leave it as its Mummy would be back any minute π€An hour later, its Mummy hadβt come back & it was still there in 35 degree heat π₯΅ #MeetMallory
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Frens, Maddie is guest appearing again (mmm, must remind her this is a spanna account! π±ππ) with a classic,
pawfectly executed #nortysquad #WontLookWednesday #DogsofX
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Frens, some of our supaw supawters couldnβt believe Iβd destroy our doggy pool, so HuMummy has helpfully provided the evidence!!!
Anyone want to swap Mums???? ππ±π
Frens, itβs 35 degrees here in French France π«π· today and HuMummy has decreed that we stay indoors after Max chewed the paddling pool. However Little Miss Maddie #JRT was allowed out and delivered a very ladylike #nortysquad #TongueOutTuesday πππ
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HuDad saw this and thought heβd post it as he was feeling brave!!!! π±ππ
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Frens, itβs 35 degrees here in French France π«π· today and HuMummy has decreed that we stay indoors after Max chewed the paddling pool. However Little Miss Maddie #JRT was allowed out and delivered a very ladylike #nortysquad #TongueOutTuesday πππ
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Frens, a rather late #Caturday post ππππππππ #CatsofX #32degrees #hothothot #barncats #adoptdontshop
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Frens, thereβs been an exploshun! π± Guess the guilty party?! π€π #nortysquad #RIPstuffie
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Frens, we have a situation occurring! π±
Our newest #nortysquad member #NortyMorty is taking liberties with my brand new supaw dooper memory foam bed, thatβs meant for my ageing limbs!
#aquicklearner #thecheekofhim #sorrynotsorry ππ
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Frens, as #NortyMorty is now a permanent member of #nortysquad we felt we should induct him in the dark art of synchronising a #TongueOutTuesday ππππ #howdidhedo #dogsofX
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Frens, HuMummy has just said the funniest thing! π€£π±π€£
Could I be more like Mortimer and come back from a walk clean, dry and not covered in greenery! π€£π#never #notachance #nortysquad #DogsofX
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Frens, some serious conversations happening in our household this weekend! Mortimerβs pawrents are staying in the UK indefinitely and have asked if weβd like him to join our #nortysquad pack permanently!?π±π So what do you think we should do? π€
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Frens, Mabel and Maisie are our littlest fursisters but theyβre still #nortysquad material, tackling this monster from
the deep! πππππ #soproud #Caturday #CatsofX
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