listen up, stupids:
Joe Biden found classified documents and alerted the DOJ. that's why he didn't get charged.
Mike Pence found classified docs and alerted the FBI. that's why he didn't get charged.
Donald Trump stole classified documents, hid them, lied about them, moved them, sorted through them, stashed them in the shitter at his deteriorating Florida golf motel, scrawled to-do lists on them, bragged about them to his golf cronies, waved them in the faces of randos at his tacky vermin-infested Bedminster wife cemetery, and told the butler and the pool boy to destroy evidence of them — and that's why your guy is super fucking fuuuuucked.
and that's why today's Robert Hur hearing is blowing up in Jim Jordan's unpleasant face right now