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14 Nov 2024
Was talking to (younger) coworkers today about upcoming concerts and I mentioned the my chemical romance tour and they all sat there staring at me like I was speaking a different language
no fucking clue who mcr isβ¦
then one asked me if I like coldplay
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10 Nov 2024
Fuck it, Aang vs Fire Lord Ozai
7 Nov 2024
define βlocked inβ
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6 Nov 2024
So glad I can go to the grocery store to buy eggs now that I can afford them π₯°
god bless amerka
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6 Nov 2024
Fuck you trump and idiot America you stupid brainless cult nazi women-hating motherfuckers
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I got my sticker
ALT βI votedβ style sticker but it says βI am just, like, the tiredest I've ever been in my lifeβ
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2 Nov 2024
When you're dating a DJ it feels like you're the First Lady of the venue he's playing at
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26 Oct 2024
The 3 branches of Midwest government
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21 Oct 2024
Music industry is exhausting like even just being a fan Iβm so tired of the weirdos and rude promoters and egos and influencers and haters and drinking and everything being so expensive
need a place where we just go sit and listen to music together in pajamas and eat snacks
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16 Oct 2024
our paul who blart in heaven
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15 Oct 2024
300mg caffeine no breakfast
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13 Oct 2024
me forcing my man to do everything with me
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21 Sep 2024
ppl saying we want moo deng. if you dont respect fritz youre a fake hippo fan and moo deng would hate your ass
20 Sep 2024
Fritz the baby hippo is two years old and now weighs 1,345 pounds! π
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