The life and times of a crazy couple working for Disney and Costco. Just a double leg amputee and her attack Rottweiler living our dreams under the Florida sun.

Joined August 2014
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…and Fantasmic has been cancelled as soon as we walked up…
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I named this squirrel Rod in honor of Rod Serling since we are sitting outside the Hollywood Tower of Terror. He is now my bestie.
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Let’s have some Star War alcohol.
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Found myself in the middle of a war involving stars. Crazy stuff.
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Finally got my hands on a kachow popcorn bucket.
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Swapped over to Hollywood Studios. Time for some earth alcohol.
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Do I want Spacepotle to go with my space alcohol? 🤔
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It’s time to get drunk in space.
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Le yawn. Boring. Try harder. I’m sorry your parents ignored you as much as they did. There’s other ways to get people’s attention little buddy.
Replying to @magicnextdoor_
I thought it was great. Sorry your pvssy hurt the whole time.
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You can just say “I’m not equipped to argue” with this person to yourself, not reply and continue your day rather than embarrassing yourself like this little guy.
Replying to @magicnextdoor_
You threw out a few words. Great. You can type. Want a cookie?
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Look at this illiterate moron. Claiming I “can’t articulate why I didn’t like the movie” while replying to the post I made explaining why I didn’t like the movie.
Don’t listen to this guy. Saw it last night and all 5 of us thought it was great. It’s the best movie I’ve seen in a long time. He can’t even articulate why he doesn’t like it.
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We ran into Goofy on his way to his shift at @BassProShops.
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Morning yall!
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First time in the Rainforest Cafe at DAK. Can say I’m a fan. This rivals the safari inside of the park. The tigers are so life like. 🤣
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Got caught in a thunderstorm inside of Rainforest Cafe. Had no idea they did this in here. ⛈️
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Saw Disclosure Day last night and actually hated it. Checked my watch repeatedly wondering when it was going to end. Movie is so self absorbed in its fake profoundness. Might be the worst Spielberg movie I’ve seen.
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