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Maia retweeted
29 Aug 2019
i wonder if the 2 bros that we’re chillin in the hot tub ever saw that video and maybe changed their ways
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Maia retweeted
8 Jun 2019
just did a home DNA test and it turns out i’m 90% October, 7% Dutch, 3% the soundtrack to Shrek.
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Maia retweeted
12 Jul 2019
This is horrible. If you basics want to infiltrate Red Rock every weekend at least have some human decency to take care of our beautiful venue. If you can’t do something that simple then don’t come.
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Maia retweeted
28 Jun 2019
i just CANT talk to a mf who can never see from another persons point of view...
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Maia retweeted
17 Jun 2019
HAPPY 1 YEAR OF MY VIRAL VIDEO! 🥳 TIME TO GET RE-EDUMICATED!
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Maia retweeted
15 May 2019
thank you most of all to the #CriminalMinds crew. the reason keith is stronger than me is because he and the entire crew have been carrying us on their shoulders for 15 seasons. you guys are my best friends and i love you all like family. i want a rematch! 🎥 by @thedailydewey
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23 Apr 2019
I feel like everyone has woken up at 2am to @georgelopez on the tv and being scared shitless
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Maia retweeted
12 Apr 2019
hang on why does hozier kinda look like a skater boy up close where is our mythical forest dryad
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Maia retweeted
11 Apr 2019
awful not pleasing fact: when i was little i made my own alter ego naming myself disturbia and basing my personality off of this song for a good 2 years and that was my peak
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Maia retweeted
3 Apr 2019
WHEN SHE LOOKS AT THE MONITOR please i’m crying she’s gonna b such a great momma
3 Apr 2019
This pregnant cat getting an ultrasound might be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen 😭😭
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Maia retweeted
11 Mar 2019
Rhino cries while veterinarians try to save its life after hunters steal ITS horn ...
' The time will come when men will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men'
Jane Goodall....
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Maia retweeted
13 Mar 2019
this still isn’t enough proof to me that he’s human
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Maia retweeted
8 Mar 2019
Imagine getting to hear HOZIER'S angelic voice while ur in the subway can't relate and I'll forever be bitter
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Maia retweeted
24 Feb 2019
I'm like one mental breakdown away from getting my nose pierced
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Maia retweeted
21 Feb 2019
Thank you to my daughter @maiasmart for insisting on watching #BobsBurgers It took me a few episodes, but of course I'm HOOKED! If you're not watching it #WTF? 25 Best Bob’s Burgers Quotes That Will Make You Laugh humoropedia.com/best-bobs-bu…
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Maia retweeted
13 Dec 2018
Thanks everyone, again. You guys made my dreams come true.
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Maia retweeted
1 Dec 2018
Enjoyed reading Big Island Colts in the magazine Angela just got. Marking this one for later when I get back to my PC. @maiasmart @parker_ranch #RDR2 Can't find #KelliNeubert 's account otherwise a shoutout would have been included.
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