@makeitgoclick profile picture
The Jesus @makeitgoclick

No chance of triggering me. Opinions are my own! Don’t fuck with The Jesus. Not affiliated with The Big Lebowski...obviously. I speak Spanglish in real life

Joined July 2019
  • Tweets 7,315
  • Following 111
  • Followers 92
1,940 Photos and videos
I am glad to be back mis amigos Some may not remember me. Some may hate me. Some may love me It is no matter. The Jesus es here for everyone
1
43
RT @makeitgoclick: There are lots people upset of Elon Musk becoming trillionaire. Why? He work hard and is very smart. Good job señor @elo…
2
There are lots people upset of Elon Musk becoming trillionaire. Why? He work hard and is very smart. Good job señor @elonmusk. You buy Mexico and get rid of corruption?
2
4
76
I think that’s was me next Señor Schumer para minuto. Scare me. I no never met el Diablo. Is everyone ready para el #SchumerShutdown?
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
30 Sep 2025
0:34
67
100 followers! I feel especial. Cien personas want to follow me on the X. If I have 1 peso para every follower, I would have 100 pesos. I can no confirm this, para I think I have most followers on X. Gracias 🙏🏽
1
45
How is Mia amigos today? Is doing good, no? I pray everyone is doing muy bueno. I have missed you all. El jefe Trump is Presidente. Lots of fed workers want to quit Los trabajos tomorrow? Is muy muy good dia
63
Me gusta all trolls going down mi timeline y reporting it. It is good to see after so much time you guys remember y still fear the Jesus. Muchas gracias 🙏🏽
55
Jajajaja. It seem muchachos go through mi TL y report old old tweets. Jajajaja. If you have problemo The Jesus, then say hi. I come in peace. Tu madre. Her name es Peace

ALT Baby Sinclair Laugh GIF
3
65
This bastardo is try to dress like me. No me gusta
Val
@TrumpsHurricane
26 Sep 2025
What is Governor JB Pritzker’s Biggest accomplishment ??
64
I try to go back in time to see all the convo I been in. Is though everyone have me blocked. I no understand. Why people block the Jesus? I only hear to help eses
1
120
This guy. He no no smart. This no smart thing to say. Is actually muy bad to say. Is this page suppose be para no smart people? Ayayay. No me gusta 🤦🏻‍♂️
TPV Sean
@tpvsean
24 Sep 2025
Leaked Files Reveal Charlie Kirk's Wife Erika Is a Child Trafficking Mossad Agent They told us the story was simple. A tragedy, a grieving widow, a nation watching in sympathy. But scratch the surface, and the mask falls fast. The "widow" might not be who she says she is. Evidence is emerging that Erika Kirk was groomed, trained, and positioned in place - not to mourn, but to inherit. Behind her polished smile and professional public performances lies a pipeline of children moved across borders, fortunes rerouted offshore, and influence funnelled straight into the hands of her handlers.
17:56
121
I eat big bean and beef burrito at the Taco Bell one time. I had to go to the baño. That sound that came out of mi culata was no bueno. It go high pitch to low pitch to trombone. It last long time. It sound much better than this Taylor Swift muchacho I hear about
Val
@TrumpsHurricane
23 Sep 2025
Who is a Better singer than Taylor Swift ??
1
141
Uno mas shooter loco en Texas. Anti-Ice. This people is crazy. ICE they treat me nice. Muy muy friendly. Is no reason to shoot at those guys. Is mi amigos. The shooter…he kill illegal people and no ice. He either good shooter or very bad shooter. Whichever way you want to see it
74
Is no taco. I promise. Is only burrito gigante en her pantalones
Leading Report
@LeadingReport
22 Sep 2025
BREAKING: Brigitte Macron provides photo evidence confirming she is a woman, per BBC.
105
I see where mi amigos is. I have uno amigo. I get deport and everyone forget about me. No me gusta. Very very sad 😔
61
No bueno. I see no one they remember me. I feel forgotten. You self deport y all you friends forget you alive. I’s just get the wireless in my home.
3
86
Ayayay. The Twitter, what has happened con the Twitter? Mis amigos…I no can no find them. Where has everyone go? You leave para 3 years and everyone disappear? No no no. Is no good. How is everyone today?
2
162
Is good to see the el Jefe back on the Twitter. I am is happy mi amigos a la Twitter come to their sense. Muy Bueno @elonmusk Twitter is better place con El Jefe @realdonaldtrump
2
7
Is good to have mi amigo pequeño (@one_true_birdie) back on the Twitter. I hear your prayers y I resurrect el pájaro. I hope yous enjoy him just as I do. Dios los bendiga 🙏🏼
1
2
5
Mis amigos. Everyone do good. No? I have miss you all 🙏🏽
1
2
Load more