ALT Dan and Phil are standing naked aside from a really unflattering paper thong. Dan stands at a 3/4 view facing the left of the viewer with his palms pressed to his eyes. He looks distressed and there is a flush creeping down over his shoulders. His toes are clenched in embarrassment. Phil is on the right with his back to the audience. He is still wearing his temporary hard launch tramp stamp. He is looking down, having trouble with his paper thong. The dialogue reads: Dan: Phil for the love of god please don’t turn around. Phil: Dan- Dan: please just lay on the table Phil: Dan I think I ripped it Dan: Close your eyes and do not open them Phil: my ball is flopping out Dan what do I do Dan: just get on the fucking table Please Phil: Dan I need you to ask them for another pair- Dan: I cannot emphasize enough how much I will Not Be Doing That