for entertainment purposes only. please simp responsibly.
Joined January 2014
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22 Mar 2018
“the accessible stall is out of order. what other toilets do you have that will fit my wheelchair?”
“we.. don’t. i am SO sorry! maybe you could use one of the normal stalls just this once?”
#HowToPissOffDisabledPeople
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You can't refer to pregnancy, child birth and parenthood as a "consequence" or a "punishment" for having sex and then in the same breath tell me that you think pregnancy and babies are "miracles".
You don't get punished for "miracles".
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May 30
Play Palia on Steam this weekend and entry to win a Steam Deck OLED! gleam.io/1pjT7/palia-royal-h… #Palia
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🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska retweeted
"em dash is an AI indicator" "semicolons are an AI indicator" "describing things in threes is an AI indicator" "the word genuinely is an AI indicator" "the oxford comma is an AI indicator" "flowery prose is an AI indicator" should we all die? should we just kill ourselves
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May 27
and what if I said women do deserve to fuck without consequence? Idc if someone sits on a different dick every hour, I'm still gonna support their right to a safe and legal abortion ✌🏼
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May 24
The Crash should have been called ‘In Defense of Mackenzie Shirilla’. Jfc.
Mean Girl Murders episode covers this case SO much better.
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May 24
I was diagnosed with OCD last week & I’m still not sure what to do with that. 👍🏽
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‘King of the Hill’ creators break their silence on the homophobic killing of Jonathan Joss.
Just 2 days before his death, the actor was escorted out while sitting in the audience at their ATX TV panel, a panel he wasn’t even invited to join, despite being part of the show’s revival.
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30 May 2025
This was the original message send by @CosI0097668 - okay. Fine.
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30 May 2025
The second scammer fighting for his life while being questioned on Discord. I don’t *actually* have three brain cells, lmaoooo.
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22 Dec 2024
the way i genuinely dgaf about anything else apart from wicked, gelphie, ariana grande and cynthia erivo. the brainrot is going CRAZY
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🌥️🩵 XO, Alaska retweeted
24 Dec 2024
Where did you come from bitch
- me to cotton eyed joe
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20 Dec 2024
there’s just so much to look forward to. 🥲
19 Dec 2024
Recorded new music for the first time in a long time, album still a ways away but felt good to be back grinding again
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22 Nov 2024
i’ve never been so parasocial about a celebrity couple as i am about the idea of meryl & martin. 🤌🏽😭🙏🏽
not steve martin posting this after martin short & meryl streep spotted hanging out together 😭😭😭
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