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malicious @malicious325
Joined August 2021
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Also silent lawn mowers.
malicious@malicious325
22 Nov 2023
Can someone invent a silent leaf blower already?
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Can someone invent a silent leaf blower already?
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When is an individual cream cheese container ever enough for a bagel ?
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Karma is my boyfriend
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How is it possible that I am ALWAYS craving Buffalo wings? Will this ever stop?
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BONELESS WINGS ARE NOT WINGS
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My bf speaking to a spider “why aren’t you catching any flies you fucking LOSER?? You have a job to do!”
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I think we’re overdue for a new Dua Lipa album
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(Eats peach) Me to god: “yo u gotta send me the recipe this shit is BUSSIN”
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This morning isn’t quite as fun as last night. #hungover #needpho #deth
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Guys Vegas is cool!!
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Shut da hell up @amazon
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Isn’t it cool how we all give half our paychecks to a bunch of people who accept bribes for a living.
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My boss’ boss said I was the MVP in front of the entire sales team today. Guess it’s officially time to close my laptop and retire now.
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Imagine having a frontier airlines Mastercard
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Wife swap is savage
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HELL YA THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
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Hook fish co needs to open a location in San Diego.
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Check out times before 11am should be illegal.
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