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hi, i'm malory 👋 🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary, they/it, 🇵🇹🇬🇧 software developer staunchly anti-AI ∝ pesterchum admin ∝ minecraft mod developer ∝ digital hygiene researcher currently rewriting pesterchum from scratch! github.com/maloryware/pester… malory@onenetbeyond.org more info below
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nothing on earth has a higher confidence-to-wrongness ratio than an engineer going "it's definitely not dns"
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Alysa Liu without makeup. Makeup should be criminalized.
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i was gonna say "kill all tech influencers" before i realized this was dan hentschel on his typical trolling. bravo dan
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working on the configuration system for pesterchum rewritten rn pesterchum users, tell me your gripes with the app and features you'd like to see (#pesterchum just in case)
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i really hate this idea that trans characters need to have their deadname but genderswapped. it feels like insanely lazy writing by someone who doesn't know any trans people whatsoever
What would Trans man Jane’s name be 🤔 Jack? Jace?
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gnaw all ai datacenters
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look honey there's kismessitude on the feed
so we would all fuck our clones right?
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I'm like if a man wasn't a man and if a woman wasn't a woman
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excuse me sburb
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nvm got the microwave running. how do i accept the eula?
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#1 hs ragebait account by the way
all toby fox's songs for homestuck were so ass bruh I dont know why anybody likes them 🥀
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Pesterchum, as it exists, is brutally unmaintainable. the source code dates back ~13 years, and has become impossible to scale. as such, i'm seeking to rewrite it from the ground up. Pesterchum Rewritten is now looking for contributors. github.com/maloryware/pester…
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hi, i'm malory 👋 🏳️‍⚧️ nonbinary, they/it, 🇵🇹🇬🇧 software developer staunchly anti-AI ∝ pesterchum admin ∝ minecraft mod developer ∝ digital hygiene researcher currently rewriting pesterchum from scratch! github.com/maloryware/pester… malory@onenetbeyond.org more info below
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slowly putting together a file structure to make everything much more modular and maintainable, coming along rather well! the #1 problem with #pesterchum atm is the fact that everything is in one directory, arbitrarily spread across files with little to no coherence
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it's worth noting that this has only been in the codebase for ~4 years, so not a *lot* of time compared to the rest, but like. xd
pesterchum has some built-in logic to handle the possibility of users running the program directly from the .zip file, but i don't believe it's ever worked since we still get a lot of complaints about "app brokey" caused by exactly that which means this gaffe was never caught :p
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pesterchum has some built-in logic to handle the possibility of users running the program directly from the .zip file, but i don't believe it's ever worked since we still get a lot of complaints about "app brokey" caused by exactly that which means this gaffe was never caught :p
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homestuck
homeboy, homegirl, what if they're nonbinary?
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just hit a premove in a twitter argument
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i just came across the nastiest ragebait possible
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