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22 Nov 2021
Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets!!!
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They couldn't get like a tanker truck full? One plastic jug at a time... wasteful and rather slow... during the day when the sun degrades it...
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As of June 16th, the water in the Reflecting Pool is greener than the surrounding grass.
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One thing, they should be doing this at dusk because hydrogen breaks down in sunlight. Another thing is, they're using 12% hydrogen peroxide. They'll need 4,558 gallons to shock the algae into dying.
They're going to go through 4,558 bottles of this, & it still won't work.
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Have they tried Ivermectin? I hear it cures everything.
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Jun 15
Republicans: “What is a woman?”
Me: “Michelle Obama”
Republicans: “That’s a man!”
It turns out it’s Republicans who don’t know what a woman is.
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Dustin May carried a perfect game into the 7th and allowed just 1 hit in an electric outing tonight 👏
ALT Shutout Dustin May, St. Louis Cardinals Dustin May throws a pitch wearing a white Cardinals uniform with blue arm sleeves and a red St. Louis cap.
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Jun 16
DUSTIN MAY COMPLETE GAME ONE-HIT SHUTOUT 🔥
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Jun 15
Americans realising they’re going to spend $400B to open a shipping lane they closed.
Jun 14
JUST IN - Iranian media says the U.S. agreed to present reconstruction plans for Iran amounting to at least 300 billion dollars.
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Jun 15
The irony is almost unbelievable.
For years, some conservatives warned that Obama would turn the White House into a celebrity playground, politicize every institution, and treat it like his personal brand.
He didn’t.
Now there’s a UFC event on the White House grounds, corporate sponsorships everywhere, and a cage fight being used as a presidential spectacle.
Trump did to the White House what his critics feared.
The joke wrote itself.
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Jun 15
My mom died Halloween of 24.
Some place just sent her a check for an over pay...
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Imagine being on such a big stage in front of the White House and your mind is on somebody else's wife. These people are fucking weird.
I would be so hyped to be in his position to the point where I wouldn't be wasting the moment thinking about people I hate.
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Jun 15
Nooo
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15 million... jajajajaja
Jun 13
This is from a MAGA livestream today.
The Reflecting Pool is VERY green and VERY disgusting 🤮🤮
Even on the worst days, I never saw it look this bad before.
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Jun 13
There's virtually no sincerity left in the MAGA media ecosystem.
All that remains are grifters parroting talking points that someone higher up the chain provided them, and this cycle repeats all the way down.
Jun 13
MAGA-influencer Riley Gaines being told/paid by Patriot Mobile handlers what her "sincerely held" beliefs are in leaked video.
Mar-A-Lago Face is a phenomenon that needs to be studied academically.
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Jun 13
Former NFL veteran Aldon Smith has died, the #49ers have announced. Horribly sad.
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