I just really love women, in a feminist way..... but also in a gay way.
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What??? His foot was on the line, wasn't it??? #engcro
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Guys, you can stop replying to a 39 minute old tweet that happened before all the replays.
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why do they treat y'all's president like a make-a-wish kid
Jun 16
π¨ BREAKING: Donald Trump will be ALLOWED to LIFT the World Cup trophy with the winning team. @JacobsBen
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Jun 16
What in de keukenkampioendivisie did you think you INVENTED????? πππ
The European mind canβt comprehend The retractable grass field
Brother, this is an NFL stadium in Las Vegas.
The grass field lives OUTSIDE.
When it's game day, the entire field rolls into the stadium on a giant tray.
The grass field weighs around 19 million pounds and sits on a giant movable tray. Before Raiders games, the entire field is rolled into the stadium. After the game, it gets rolled back outside so the grass can receive actual sunlight.
Which is objectively insane.
The field travels about 600 feet between its outdoor position and the stadium. It takes roughly 90 minutes to move.
Nobody thought:
"Maybe we should use artificial turf."
No.
America looked at a 9-acre field and said:
"What if we made it mobile?"
We're the same country that built Hoover Dam, put a man on the Moon, races Oscar Meyer Weinermobiles and deep fries Oreos at state fairs.
Subtlety has never been our thing.
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Jun 15
the urge to quit everything and just fucking die
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Jun 14
This epidemic of Europeans pretending to live in a cave just to make some money from the yanks interacting with them needs to stop.
Jun 13
THIS IS THE BEST FOOD I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE, AMERICA YOU KEEP ON DELIVERING! π
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Jun 14
Fuuuuuucking Memphis.
Please just give him a red, so we don't have to watch this clown again next game.
#NEDJPN
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Jun 14
Here, have a fucking Timber, he looks just like yours, you arsenal crybabies π.
#NEDJPN
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