Vinyl enthusiast, Aspiring D-list comedian. Words: @DailyCaller; @SCNRNews; @RedState

Joined March 2009
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Man watches p*rn and pleasures himself while driving on California freeway
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The only thing I’m fucking is stupid
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I’ve never been to a Dollar Tree that wasn’t a complete shithole
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No words can fully describe the rage I feel
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Yes
So, I'm watching all these people talk about 'oh just pack your own lunch, make your coffee at home, you're all just a bunch of lazy spendthrift kids'. Which, to be fair, some people really are spendthrifts. However, none of these people are addressing the elephant in the room. In 1966, any potato brained idiot who barely got out of high school could afford to buy a house on a single salary, and support a wife and 2 kids, and not have to scrimp at all. In 2026, It's all Double Income No Kids, because nobody can afford to have kids, we're all working 60 plus hours a week, and living like a monk, just to scrap up a downpayment on a stupidly over-priced house on a 35 year mortgage at 9%, even if you do have 750 credit. Oh, and if you do find a house that isn't a shoebox, and is less than 200k? It's in some shithole corner of the country with no jobs, no infrastructure, and no local economy. But sure, we can't buy houses because of door dash.
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Poison August 2008
What was your first concert? Mine: Poison circa 1989
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I got that dog in me and he yearns to be euthanized
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At times, DoorDash, GrubHub, and Uber Eats offer deals that are quite literally cheaper to get delivered — including a tip — than it is to pick the meal up. This economy is cooked.
The younger and poorer the generation, the more they eat out and DoorDash This is part of the problem
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Don’t buy $5 coffee - buy hundreds of dollars worth of designer clothes.
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Kevin O’Leary says your closet is full of crap and you should start buying quality "My mother taught me don't buy crap. She used to only buy one Chanel jacket a year, but a really good one" "When she died, there was a cat fight for her clothing amongst the women in my family because they were now vintage Chanels" "Most people if you go look in your closet it's full of crap you don't need. Don't buy the crap, buy the good stuff and just buy less of it"
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STOP BUYING AVOCADO TOAST GUYS
America is so becoming so unaffordable, CBS is launching a new series called “Affordability in America” Americans are seeing price increases of an additional $50-$100 for the same cart of groceries in just one month - 67% of Americans are stressed about financials - 39% price increases on tomatoes from last year - Ground beef over $10 a pound in many grocery stores - Fish and seafood up 6% Nothing has felt affordable since Biden took office It’s not just groceries Full-coverage car insurance has risen 43% nationally since 2021 - Coffee up 20% - Fruits and vegetables up 6% - Rents have increased as much as 40% in some areas Americans are being priced out of their own homes
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This new stand up bit sucks
Chelsea Handler goes OFF on Tony Hinchcliffe & Shane Gillis for making “racist” jokes at the Kevin Hart Roast and claims White people should NOT be joking about Black people in that kind of way since its equivalent to joking about r-pe 😳 “I knew enough about Tony & Shane… They’re racists, they’re bigots, they’re sexist… I don’t find those jokes funny. L-nching Black people is not a joke. It’s worse than r-pe… Them making fun of Sherryl Underwood’s dead husband who comitted s—cide is gross… I wasn’t fine with that. There was so much disgustingness, I knew it was gonna be a gross vibe.”
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COBRA is the biggest joke
My son just aged out of my health insurance. Two choices for him. Pay over $1,400 a month for COBRA or Pay over $400 a month on the Health Marketplace, which is actually the least expensive plan there. Apparently, I'm going to be paying for his cell phone forever to help him out. The system is not set up to help young adults succeed. Housing unaffordable. School is unaffordable and Healthcare unaffordable and you have the guy in the White House more concerned about gold for his ballroom and blue paint for the reflecting pool. #DemsUnited
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Manofbert retweeted
>get a weekend off >get home at midnight >climb in bed with preggerwife >both people lined out to cover for you call out in the AM >crew can’t work without one of you there >don’t trust them to show up rest of weekend >weekend work absolutely must get done >hold possum for a few mins >hold kitty for a few mins >hold doggos for a few mins >hold wife for a few mins >go back to work for another week
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Man watches p*rn and pleasures himself while driving on California freeway
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Someone yelled out “BEAT IT” and the guy replied, “I am!”
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Man watches p*rn and pleasures himself while driving on California freeway
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If you could ask Jeremy one question, what would it be? 🍊
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I haven’t had a day off in over a month. Talk nice to me.
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LeBron James could never

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Found a relic from the dark ages
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