future ghost. Views are of rolling hills and nothing to do with my employer. she/her
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17 Nov 2024
I can’t have been the only one to notice the gross miscarriage of justice which has occurred on Taskmaster????
One which has compromised the integrity of the winner of the series?????!
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17 Nov 2024
And as part of the joke, he says “I couldn’t eat a whole one”. A whole one (1). ONE.
The result of this series hung on a knife edge. The 4 points Andy got in this task altered the series result.
Surely, @taskmaster, this is an unfairness of epic proportions?
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17 Nov 2024
Oh okay lots of people have noticed, it’s just I can’t search Twitter properly any more
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8 Oct 2023
This is one of landslides my parents were stranded by…
8 Oct 2023
@trafficscotland can you repost this although not a trunk road this is the A816 Oban ti Lochgilphead road closed because of huge land slide
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7 Oct 2023
Is anyone out there in or near the A816 near Kintraw? My parents and three other cars of people have been stuck between two landslides for about 5 hours. No sign of help coming.
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7 Oct 2023
Parents made it to a village with a pub and some accommodation… I guess they live there now
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29 Sep 2023
I’m now on Bluesky which is less evil billionaire-y
Unless I am an evil billionaire and don’t realise it?
Anyway see if you can crack the code & find me there*
*username may be exactly the same
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25 Sep 2023
Alright everyone, have we got our uniforms on?
OTHER WOMEN IN THEIR EARLY 40s WEARING A STRIPEY TOP AND BLACK LEATHER JACKET: hell yeah!
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18 Sep 2023
Had a nightmare last night that you had to list all the items IN your recycling bag ON the recycling bag, and that I’d been neglecting to do this for some 20 years. The shame
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12 Sep 2023
Too late I realise those creepy old people staring at me when I was a fresher were just having an encounter with their own mortality
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9 Sep 2023
Nobody ROFLs any more. Do you know how much of the early 2000s we spent ROFLing? Never mind ROFLMAOing
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28 Aug 2023
Absolutely scenes as Classic FM plays the music from The Lion King, reopening wounds that took twenty years to heal
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23 Aug 2023
It’s so handy to have technology that means I can take a picture of this cheque to get the money into my bank, rather than spending my precious time going to the bank!
*spends 121,045 hours trying to take an acceptable picture of said cheque*
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19 Aug 2023
I am pleased to learn, after encountering it in a television show tonight, that I still know all the words to the rap at the end of Kids by Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue
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14 Aug 2023
Huge enormous round of very slow applause please for my energy provider, who after 13 months of trying have finally managed to set up a gas account for me. Don’t worry! They still managed to mess it up by putting £50 of my money to the previous owner’s bill
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13 Aug 2023
Finally found the important document I’ve been looking for in the logical place: in a cardboard box in the living room alongside some wax melts and a 2022 calendar
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6 Aug 2023
I drove in Edinburgh today and lost my temper, my patience & possibly my will to live
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6 Aug 2023
“Oh what’s this, a road, I’m going to wander about on it a bit” - pedestrians in Edinburgh today
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28 Jun 2023
Having a dog and often giving it a little spoonful of peanut butter as a treat opens you up to the possibility of often giving yourself a little spoonful of peanut butter as a treat
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