retired wilderness professional
Joined March 2023
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9 Jun 2023
They took the canoe. For a brief moment in time I paddled blissfully, Chicago my oyster. May the hole in my heart never be filled. They took the canoe.
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21 Dec 2025
Apprentice Seinfelder: Jerry isn't funny
Journeyman Seinfelder: Jerry plays the role of "straight man" and isn't meant to be funny. This is ironic because he's the professional comedian.
Master Seinfelder: Jerry is funny
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9 Dec 2025
Have you ever heard of a place called Berkeley, California
9 Dec 2025
I’m starting a marxist version of liberty university and 80% of our budget will go to our FBS football program
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20 Aug 2025
I voted no against a resolution to unilaterally oppose SB79 today, not because I am in total agreement with the design of SB79, but because our housing crisis is too dire for us not to engage constructively with this bill and its goals: to build more housing near transit in LA.
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15 Jul 2025
Congressman Hank Johnson performs a song in his office, calling for the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files while questioning the official narrative surrounding Epstein's death, July 2025.
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6 Nov 2024
Everybody on here has such insightful immediate and extremely confident takes about the country!
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5 Nov 2024
Can’t think or work on Election Day. Can only eat jollibee spaghetti
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2 Nov 2024
The Oakland mayor recall campaign says the “No” on Prop. 3 marriage equality endorsement in their mailer was a printing mistake. But they also marked their opposition in campaign finance disclosure forms filed with the state.
oaklandside.org/2024/11/01/e…
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1 Nov 2024
Wearing my brother’s Ace Hardware staff shirt on the plane so that my behavior reflects on their brand
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1 Nov 2024
I am looking forward to returning to Chicago Illinois in just a few hours. Traincels are seething
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23 Oct 2024
Singlehandedly used all the disposable forks within my first month at new job. Feeling dark maga
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22 Oct 2024
Something they dont tell you about working in local government is that there are a lot of staff development days where 4th rate hucksters tell you what color your aura is and how that relates to your conflict management style
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21 Oct 2024
girl this is the pacific coast highway
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22 Oct 2024
New Metrolink schedule warming hearts and minds- never forget that I’m supportive even tho it somehow did make it infinitely harder to get to my work specifically
21 Oct 2024
Metrolink is now the perfect connection to Burbank Airport on weekdays. Trains arrive all day M-F between 6am and 9pm at the top of the hour allowing seamless connections to flights all day long.
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21 Oct 2024
This is what salt lake City should look like
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21 Oct 2024
actually so cunt that chicago’s subway goes directly to the airport without some fuckass airtrain
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18 Oct 2024
Iran before the revolution
18 Oct 2024
Margaret Qualley, Quentin Tarantino and Mikey Madison for W Magazine, 2020
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