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On my way out dressed as an American who hasn’t ironed his trousers.
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Jun 13
People really have to get to grips with the fact that David Attenborough will actually indeed die, and it’s likely to happen soon, because he’s well old.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk no longer a trillionaire after buying some fruit from M&S and then fish and chips for tea
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Out celebrating Elon Musk being the world’s first trillionaire. I’m so proud of him!
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Kemi Badenoch says it’s disgraceful that Fun Lovin’ Criminals brazenly rapped about their illicit activities throughout Sir Keir Starmer’s time in charge of the Crown Prosection Service - yet he made no attempt to bring them to justice
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I’m sorry to say that I killed David Hockney because I talked about him being key on my death watch list only yesterday. Apologies for any inconvenience caused.
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David Hockney, and Princess Diana, together in heaven, at last.
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Discovered a particularly excellent if somewhat problematic bin in Margate.
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Jun 11
‘We existed unknown to one another. Queerness was always hidden in the suburbs.’
Author John Grindrod on Tales of the Suburbs and growing up gay in Croydon
attitude.co.uk/culture/autho…
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Might go to Stratfield on Avon to look at Shakespeare’s grave.
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