“ everyone has a sore spot that needs a comedy routine.”

less what's wrong with me stupid song

He asked for a piece of gum, she rolled her eyes, looked away and said last one while he talked to someone else. They’re on the rocks

NAO QUERIA FALAR NADA NAO MAS N EH COINCIDÊNCIA TODO ESSE POVO EM NYC AGORA ……💭💭💭💭💭💍💍💍💍💍

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂

HER DOING THE DANCE WITH THE FANS IM SOBBING

Olivia Rodrigo sharing that Sullen Girl is one of the songs that changed her life

Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus'ın Hannah Montana 20. yıl programına katıldı. Selena Gomez: “Hannah Montana albümü bende vardı, hayatımın bir parçasıydı. Büyük bir kültür yarattın.” Miley Cyrus: “Birini 20 yıldır tanıyor olmak çok tatlı bir şey.”

miley cyrus and selena gomez reflecting on their ‘hannah montana’ days 😭

WE’VE NEVER BEEN SO BACK

When a street performer asked Kelly Clarkson to sing without realizing who she was at first

Linda Perry on ‘Beautiful’ @xtina 🤍