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This is how doctors in astrophysics act before a presentation. Goofy ass Kratzers instagram.com/p/pGypPUsFrx/

Hungover, need to L
Smoking them dikes, I'm on that MaryfuckinJane
The only thing I hate about spring?Spiderwebs. I don't care who you are, walk in to one,boom! You're Bruce mothafuckin Lee! Fuckroospiders!
Don't be trapped by dogma, stay hungry and foolish. Wreckless and optimistic, your time is limited. Want it, then take it.
@j_fiorentino Bahahaha no sir you are not
@j_fiorentino name one girl who doesn't use her phone while it's charging.
@j_fiorentino how are you gonna use it when it's plugged in?
She ripps
Märk Kråtzer retweeted
10 May 2014
The @DallasCowboys go offense in the 5th round and select Devin Street, WR from Pittsburgh. #DALPick
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I don't understand why some black people always use the race card. I'm sorry but Jewish people had it way worse.
Is it too early to start? #CincoDeDrinko
Pass blunts, not stds. Ya dirty fucks!
And so it begins!
Moe mondays>yo Mondays
You get sloppy drunk, I stay whiskey neat
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@Cheesy_Fbaby I dare you to steal it back whenever she gets up. I imagine the look on her face will be hilarious.