Nationally touring stand-up comedian š¤: SiriusXM, Pandora šŗ: Nateland, Dry Bar, FOX š»: Who Dey Lite š: formerly @TheDad Dad of 2 awesome kids (out of 3)
Joined June 2009
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27 Nov 2024
My episdoe on @nateland_ent is out now! Go watch it, share it, leave a comment on it, all the good stuff that will help make fun jokes break through online.
Very cool experience, huge thanks to @natebargatze and his crew!
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Playoff Net Rating among the last 40 NBA Championsā¦
2026 New York Knicks number 1. All time run.
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Most points per game in 4th quarter of NBA Finals in play by play era (since 1997):
Jalen Brunson 11.2
Allen Iverson 10.0
Michael Jordan 9.8
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Best point differential in a single postseason:
2026 Knicks 283
2017 Warriors 230
2014 Spurs 214
2018 Warriors 210
1987 Lakers 205
2001 Lakers 204
1971 Bucks 203
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Jalen Brunson took a 100 million pay cut for this. He saw it. New York legend forever.
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Alabama is the absolute worst state in the country. Iāve known this for a long time yet somehow am surprised every time I relearn it
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Dude tried to take OGās ACL
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This officiating stinks lol. Holy smokes itās bad.
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Jun 11
I hate the Knicks but theyāre getting an
absolute ref screw job in this first quarter
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Jun 11
That was the most goaltend ever
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I truly canāt believe this call.
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This is absurd
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Total number of free-throw attempts through the first three games of the NBA Finals.
San Antonio: 84
New York: 61
This despite the Knicks averaging more drives per game (54 vs. 52) and more shots in the paint (non-restricted area).
The Spurs' 155 drives have led to 22 FT attempts.
The Knicks' 162 drives have led to 6 FT attempts
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But Brunson was called for a flagrant on Champagnie who proudly told an interviewer āIf I see your feet near me Iām going to search them out.ā x.com/jmcdonald_saen/status/ā¦
Jun 9
Jalen Brunson was assessed a flagrant foul after review on this play from Julian Champagnie.
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No call here on Wemby obviously in Hartās landing zone
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On a critical possession, the refs waved off the action after an inbound to let the Spurs make a sub. There was no delay of game called.
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This is INSANE, the refs let the Knicks inbound the ball and then called the play dead for a substitution after play already started.
WTF am I missing??
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New York should get minimum 40 challenges a game against these criminal cocksucker refs.
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What, exactly, does Wemby have to do to get called for a tech??
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In the first clip, Wemby was not whistled for a foul or a technicalā¦
In the second clip, Wemby was not called for a foul or a technical (Mitch Rob was)
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