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7 May 2016
Miami Heat player continues to shoot during Canadian anthem...
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May 20
This is me when I try and speak French.
This is also moi with my buddies when me mock people speaking French.
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May 16
A baseball lineup consisting of:
Daulton Varsho.
Ernie Clement.
Nathan Lukes.
Davis Schneider.
(And Myles Straw. And George Springer. And Andres Gimenez.)
And...you're shocked?
The Blue Jays are really bad.
And we haven't even mentioned Jeff Hoffman, yet.
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May 11
No, this was simply foolish.
Masai and Bobby were paid to make the right decisions. Those decisions involve many different variables.
Trading for Brandon Ingram is the first mistake. Not getting the right protection is the second.
Masai and Bobby fell off a cliff together.
May 10
So, Raptors traded what became the 5th pick in this loaded 2026 draft for Ingram.
Hindsight’s 20/20. At time of the trade, Pacers were 29-21. 4 months later, they made The Finals. A few days after that, Haliburton tore his Achilles. If you predicted that, go buy a lottery ticket
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May 11
The Toronto Raptors are in a very terrible position.
There’s no deep dive needed.
It’s a bad roster with bad contracts.
They aren’t good enough to compete in the short term. And they aren’t bad enough to compete in the long term.
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The Blue Jays are a very unserious baseball team and we should all just enjoy our Summer with no more expectations.
They lied in the offseason. They lied in Spring Training.
The decisions being made with this team are comical at this point.
May 9
ROSTER MOVES:
🔹 INF/OF Addison Barger reinstated from the 10-day IL and will be active today
🔹 OF Yohendrick Piñango optioned to Triple-A
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A Toronto boy leading the majors in RBI.
Shout out Liam Hicks!
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It’s not hard to see who in the media is saying what about the Toronto Maple Leafs and why.
It’s a farce. And it’s become personal.
If you’re a Leafs fan, don’t fall for it.
Unfollow and unsubscribe.
And go enjoy your Summer.
Your favourite hockey team will be OK.
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Biz. You've gone too far.
And now I must challenge you.
Me and two other Maple Leafs fans vs you and two of your Chiclets. 3 on 3 Sandbagger scramble.
After we win, you have to write John Chayka an apology letter and @ryanwhitney6 has to change it to Blue Whitney for 24 hours.
I ain’t coming back to the Leafs. All you hating Leafs fans in my mentions can kiss my ass. I don’t choose your team over loyalty. So FUCK YOU. You’re now my enemy. GAME ON MOTHER FUCKERS🖕🏼
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If you’re a Toronto sports fan, do yourself a favour and stop reading the Toronto Sun. And the Toronto Star. And the Globe and Mail.
And don’t forget about The Athletic, too.
Awful reporting on your favourite sports teams. By the same people. Forever and always.
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Yesterday’s Maple Leafs press conference was an embarrassment to journalism. Writers with personal beefs hiding behind anonymous sources. Voices cracking. Stutters.
Foaming at the mouth to write their hit pieces.
Washed-up writers.
Cowards.
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Do not let Cole Palmer cross the Atlantic this Summer.
Putrid stuff now for over a year from him.
And you can say that for a lot of the England squad. Dire. Especially at No. 10.
Canada might go further than them.
May 4
🚨🏴 COLE PALMER MISSES THE PENALTY! ❌
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Why is everyone losing their shit over this?
The Maple Leafs haven’t won the Stanley Cup since 1967.
They’ve won two rounds in two decades.
Do you know how many bad executives and coaches they’ve had?
It’s almost all failed.
There’s misguided hate here.
We have named John Chayka the General Manager and Mats Sundin as Senior Executive Advisor, Hockey Operations
Details » shorturl.at/WYQiF
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My first big boy job was at Lick’s.
15-years-old.
I flipped burgers and cleaned grills and sang songs like a fucking idiot.
Ontario's last remaining Lick's Homeburgers restaurant just closed
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I wanted to slap myself when I had to sing.
🎶 Nature. Burger. Nature Burger on the way. Hey hey. Every night and day. Nature Burger on the way 🎶
These people just wanted a burger, man.
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Apr 26
Ottawa Senators fans need like a 10-year timeout after that one.
A shambolic performance from the squad. But an expected one.
You got swept.
Captain Crayons had zero points. ZERO!
Never mention the Maple Leafs ever again, you wannabes.
Apr 12
The Ottawa Senators are now a better hockey team than the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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Apr 22
Going to bed happy knowing that Jeff Hoffman will never get a chance to save another game for my favourite baseball team.
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Apr 19
Jeff Hoffman is the weirdest hill to die on for this management team. He’s not good. Yet, this continues.
And now they’re like tripling down.
I don’t want to be insulted with the gaslighting anymore.
I’m supposed to believe this is all-in?
It’s all empty words.
John Schneider:
“I know there may be people who don’t want to hear this, but I’ve got a lot of trust and confidence in Jeff Hoffman.”
“If there’s a situation to close out a game, I’ll take Jeff Hoffman.” #BlueJays
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