See the world through the eyes of an idiot. | he/him
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29 Jun 2023
I have writers block, or, as I like to call it... uhhhhh [insert later]
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15 Jun 2023
Mayor Adams... kindly cut the crap
#NoCutsToLibraries! @NYCMayor and @NYCCouncil, library funding is essential! New Yorkers need the vital services our libraries provide. investinlibraries.org
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13 Jun 2023
Happy for the Nuggets but can we all agree that Jimmy Butler is the hottest man in basketball
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24 May 2023
I think the question on everyone's mind at this important time of political flux is: what's for second lunch
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14 May 2023
it’s not always easy being a queer mom. like for instance, my breast milk is oat
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14 May 2023
It's easy to forgot how difficult Mothers Day can be for some families. For example, my sister and I have to pretend to be Republicans for a whole brunch
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9 Apr 2018
remember you can close your eyes and imagine a mouse holding a cocktail umbrella walking across a spaghetti noodle tight rope any time you want. no one can stop you
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5 May 2023
Imagine getting your big break in Hollywood and using it to make a 3 hour movie about how your mother is mean sometimes
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3 May 2023
I wish I knew how to play soccer, it seems fun, I'd love to eat my teammates via cannibalism
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3 May 2023
information leaving my brain 1 second after i've learned it
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30 Apr 2023
Hanging out with other people in their late 30’s is like “okay who is going to be the first to admit that they want to go to bed at 9:30”
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