JFK: “Hey motherfucker, they REMOVED your shitty name from MY building. So, FUCK YOU. FUCK OFF.”

Beautiful and classy

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran. Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran. Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran. Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran. Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran. Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran. Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.

Chris, grab him by the butthole, stick your finger up there, and see how tight he is.

The legendary Eddie Scozzare is wrapping up his final day before we celebrate him at Kickoff to Summer tomorrow😢 Thank you for everything, Eddie❤️

Just once, ONCE, can a reporter interrupt this sack of shit and tell him he’s a fucking liar? Jesus Fucking Christ.

Rest In Peace, Ray Liotta

Trump is the "peace" President--as in piece of shit.

I miss Merlin Olsen. A true renaissance man who could kick your ass, eloquently break down exactly how he did it, then send you a thoughtful bouquet of flowers as a gesture of goodwill.

There is something deeply American about a former President of the United States flying commercial. It’s a neat — and, I think, profound — thing to watch.

Tonight, we also honored the 1976 men's ice hockey team that advanced to the NCAA Frozen Four. The '76 Bears won the Ivy Championship and many members are Brown Athletic Hall of Famers #EverTrue

The constant baseball cap just makes him look like a buffoon.

Trump is saying that he will disregard Congress and issue an Excutive order that will violate the Constitution. Here is my promise: If he does that, we will sue and we will win. Just like we did the last time. democracydocket.com/news-ale…

The ultra conservative Heritage Foundation's own research found that in 24 YEARS of voting, ONLY 77 'illegals' voted, representing .00000764% of all votes. We don't have an election integrity problem. We have a Trump administration integrity problem.

We had a good run. Shame it had to end with such a whimper. I’m sad but proud. Go spend the cap and make another run next year

This man is the biggest piece of shit to ever live.

Breaking News: The renowned composer Philip Glass told the Kennedy Center that he no longer wanted to premiere his new symphony there. nyti.ms/4rnhMgV

Shelby Scott,....

The president of the United States is extremely mentally ill and it’s putting all of our lives at risk. The 25th Amendment exists for a reason—we need to invoke it immediately.

The Trump administration couldn’t care less about investigating the killing of Renee Good, but is very happy to investigate every dimension of the anti-ICE protest at Cities Church. ICE is detaining Americans, infringing on our rights and working around the clock to make the ridiculous 3,000-a-day arrest quota where they’re incentivized to bring people in even if they’re later released.