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20 Sep 2024
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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24 Jun 2024
When @TMobile starts wondering why 18 year customers left, you can add "delayed security updates to #googlepixel phones" to the list of reasons.
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9 Dec 2023
Today I discovered @Domino's doesn't deliver everywhere. Apparently fifteen minutes is too far to deliver! #nogoodpizzainmytown
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18 Aug 2023
This #ssneverender lineup has a real lack of @therealTDH. @CaseyCrescenzo what’s up with that!?! The first cruise is forever ingrained in our minds having started and ended with amazing shows by you guys!
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26 May 2023
This just in, Health insurance companies will start imposing "insurance sharing" fees following @netflix's definition of a "family". #CancelNetflix #passwordsharing
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26 May 2023
You know what's really stupid about @netflix cracking down on #passwordsharing? When it inevitably flops and per user revenue plummets, Netflix will blame some poor middle management and apologize for making wrongfully informed decisions. #Fucktheirgreed
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25 May 2023
So @netflix chooses a holiday weekend when most people are traveling to enforce their #passwordsharing crackdown? Clearly leadership there doesn't actually care about customers. #CancelNetflix
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24 May 2023
So @netflix built itself up over the years by actively touting #passwordsharing as a feature. Now that they've grown to a comfortable size, they're doing what large companies do best and fuck over the average citizen. Oh, and don't forget, its not like inflation isn't happening.
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24 Mar 2023
Is this album supposed to evoke all these emotions!?
#Exul #NeObliviscaris
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1 Jan 2023
Happy New Year!
First lesson of 2023?
Confetti indoors is a bad idea.
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31 Dec 2022
Everyone out here saying Avatar 2 had good CGI and I'm sitting here wondering why my PS3 looked better. What am I missing?
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31 Dec 2022
Seriously, some of the movie looked incredible (mostly the close-ups), but so much of it, the animation and lighting in particular looked horrible.
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29 Nov 2022
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16 Nov 2022
Coming out of the gate spewing! #DonaldTrump has learned nothing and he's back to $&#* us all some more.
cnn.com/2022/11/15/politics/…
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3 Nov 2022
RIP Twitter. Musk's disconnect from reality really shows with the elimination of WFH. This man has been abusing human rights every which way he can to turn a profit. Here its wfh, elsewhere its absurd work hours, and for what?
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2 Nov 2022
You know what's worse than being stuck home sick? Being stuck home sick and your lawn obsessed neighbors are blowing leaves for the THIRD time today.
#landscapingcurfew #loudnoises
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17 Oct 2022
It's unfortunate @FedEx drivers melt in the rain. Why else would they mark this as a delivery attempt? @FedExHelp, you technically still have 1.5 hours to make this right and meet your original obligation. #UPSisBetter @UPS
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8 Sep 2022
#YouTubeMusic still doesn't understand this is normal for me. @Coheed #AWOTWM
Check out my Summer Recap from YouTube Music! Explore yours at music.youtube.com/recap?feat…
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