New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
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Mar 17
Comedy! New special out now on @Netflix folks. #nonetoopleased
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Jun 1
You never see a poor person refer to money as ‘capital’
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May 28
She’s unarmed
May 27
A one-armed woman has gone mega-viral after she quickly refuted a cop’s claim that she was driving with a phone in her “right hand.”
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May 23
People need to stop hanging out in vicinities, that’s where all the shootings happen
BREAKING: White House locked down after as many as 30 shots fired in vicinity.
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May 22
Never thought I’d see a guy wearing a mask on fox
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May 20
Bad timing to eliminate snacks on flights
May 20
BREAKING: TSA now allows medical marijuana on flights — in both carry-on & checked bags.
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May 18
Nice to see a woman finish early for once
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May 18
Friend: marriage oof, same woman everyday for the rest of your life.
Me: You’ve clearly never been married cuz she’s a different person every single day
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Smallcox
May 12
Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.
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