Husband of one. Father of three. Living the dream in a sunny place. I may not have the fancy blue check mark next to my name but trust me, it really is me.

Joined February 2011
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Come on @ChelseaFC - let's do this! #CFC
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selling a car through @AutoTrader_com . First two messages I get are 100% scam / fraud. What's the deal?
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CA DMV registration cost for my leased 2025 Audi EV is $766.
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.@usbank - why do I need a passcode via text every time I try to log in if I use Face ID and I've disabled 2 factor authentication?
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These fist inning HRs have got to stop.
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Term limits and age limits would have fixed this YEARS ago.
BREAKING: U.S. Rep. Andy Barr won the Republican primary in the race to replace Kentucky's U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell, who is stepping down in a generational changing of the guard for the party. bit.ly/3RQvsUR
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Kyle Tucker is so overpaid. LMAO.
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If only we had actual lawmakers to fix this.
Bottom line: The president should not be able to own and trade stocks. Or the vice president. Or members of Congress.
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Say it Donnie!
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Love me a Max Muncy K. Absolute POS.
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Every other guy on the range tomorrow will have two gloves on. #pgachamp
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Appears to be a lot of birdies available out there today at the PGA Championship.
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Me this morning.
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10/10. No notes.
Genius impersonation of Gavin Newsom. Watch.
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Don & Mud are on fire today. SAY IT DONNIE!!
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You LIV, you learn.
LIV plans to tell players and staff by Thursday that Saudi Arabia’s Public Investment Fund would end its funding for the upstart league. But the PGA Tour isn’t yet ready to welcome back those who jumped ship. on.wsj.com/3OVF13Z
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France > Crone at 2B until proved otherwise.
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This dude is "allegedly" a 0.9 handicap and shot 20 over his first 9 in USGA / US Open qualifying today before walking off the course.
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Incredibly rare to see two MLB teams both wearing white pants in the same game. (yes, I know the Padres are technically "bone").
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No Motorola patches on Padres jerseys today. Both teams wearing Strauss patches. #mexicocityseries
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