@markson profile picture
markson @markson

dad, husband, son, brother, bad putter

Joined April 2008
  • Tweets 3,107
  • Following 774
  • Followers 835
99 Photos and videos
Claude heal thyself!
1
154
It’s crazy how fast one becomes accustomed to having conversations with llms. The wow factor goes away fast and leaves you with a robot you thoughtlessly interact with. Waymo as well - wow factor goes away and you are left with a robot that you thoughtlessly allow to drive you.
42
Switching my phone to low power mode should be a one click task.
31
Just got this reply from chat-gpt: “Bottom line You’re asking for something precise and rules-driven. The only way to respect that is to anchor to a fixed, human-verified source…” 🤷‍♂️
35
markson@markson
16 Nov 2025
ChatGPT has turned into on-call physical therapist.
51
markson@markson
12 Nov 2025
“Theoretical physics can prove that an elephant can hang from a cliff with its tail tied to a daisy…but use your eyes, your common sense.” - Jim Garrison (the movie version)
1
77
markson@markson
9 Oct 2025
My primary use case for ChatGPT is asking random medical questions that pop into my mind. Far superior experience than Google.
46
markson@markson
26 Sep 2025
I want to know who the psycho is that purposefully turns off the battery % toggle on their iPhone.
1
31
markson@markson
19 Aug 2025
Spammer update: the invaders are close to taking fortified positions in my email, phone and text. Absent additional reinforcements, the brave and valiant efforts of the delete button may not be able to maintain existing lines and could be overrun.
1
1
82
markson@markson
14 Aug 2025
After all these years with the iPhone, is this really the best we can do for a keyboard?
2
99
markson@markson
28 Jul 2025
“Just cause you say it with conviction, it don't mean shit to me!” - Police chief Haden to Jack Cates (48 hours) Words to live by.
1
55
markson@markson
28 Jul 2025
Contemplating making this my auto reply
45
markson@markson
29 Jun 2025
Dave Parker lived in apartment complex in my neighborhood when I was a kid. In the summers we’d wait for him to drive by on his way to three rivers stadium and wave. He always waved back. RIP
3
127
markson@markson
27 Jun 2025
OH: Talent and desire are partners in success, but desire leads the way.
70
markson@markson
9 Apr 2025
If someone were to build a new manufacturing plant, would the necessary raw materials and tooling be imported or made domestically? Asking for a friend.
89
markson@markson
6 Apr 2025
Wtf

ALT Remain Calm All Is Well GIF
95
markson@markson
24 Mar 2025
Very few can match my work ethic when it comes to scraping the remaining bits of yogurt out of the plastic container.
2
82
markson retweeted
Stephen J. Caggiano
@StephenCaggiano
15 Mar 2025
Extremism’s Mainstream ⭐️Appeal⭐️ by Prof. John Cleese
2:13
1
9
15
1,398
markson@markson
8 Mar 2025
Played the song “Convoy” for my wife and kids. They were shocked both that it existed and it went to #1 on the charts. And I managed to really date myself….
1
2
84
markson@markson
25 Feb 2025
Today was a good day. ⚾️ Immaculate Grid 694 9/9: Rarity: 161 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 Play at: immaculategrid.com
50
Load more