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Joined October 2011
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#askmonty how do I shut my mum up who has just went on for an hour about how Rory McIlroy looks too warm in his jumper! Kill me now.
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@itsWillyFerrell: I live for two reasons: 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.” Brilliant.
Never seen an interview like this before. Well done @piersmorgan for not losing it with man who wants him deported: youtu.be/AtyKofFih8Y

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Glasgow bar followers, here are a few reviews of some good venues in our city compliments of @HotBarChick
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What's everyone's favourite festive beverage??? I think mulled cider beats mulled wine hands down! #jinglebelles
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Haha. Aren't some people shit. RT if you agree. #JustSayin
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Lovely jig! #Misfits
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Seriously cool iPhone app launched by UK youngster! Send iPhone photos as real printed postcards worldwide. Please RT itunes.apple.com/gb/app/bypo…

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12 Nov 2012
Nigella Lawson would like to remind you that'pussy dandruff' is a legitimate medical condition and she will thank you not to laugh.
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Celtic team vs Barca cost 4% of what it cost to assemble Spanish side. Saints side cost 0.8% of what it cost to put Celtic side together.
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It's 11.13pm and I'm still frightfully hung over! #enoughisenough!
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30 Oct 2012
Our clock says it’s cocktail hour—does yours? bit.ly/Q51hnx #imbibe #cocktailrecipe

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@CarryOnAndBitch: This is so true. 😂 x.com/CarryOnAndBitch/status…” have to agree

Just did something with @AJDyson139 tonight that we are not allowed to tweet about...should I do what I was told???
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Currently quaffing a lovely bottle of Portugese red courtesy of @AJDyson139. Thanks buddy, really is a nice wine...dont know if im worth it.
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@HotBarChick A pleasure to have you guys last night! Look forward to seeing you again soon....the offer of a guided crawl is always open! x
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