Hearts fan usually posting jaded, cynical tweets about the state of Scottish football. Will occasionally tweet about other things, often gaming related.
Joined February 2011
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Jun 12
8 hours later and waiting at customs catching up with this has been a joy.
The thinnest skinned, easiest triggered fan base on the planet. Wee guy syndrome to a man. Cheers guys!
Jun 12
Just got onto a flight in Amsterdam. He asked if I supported Celtic and I said I'm a Hearts fan. He said, "you guys were cheated" and the whole plane heard him and burst into applause.
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Jun 12
Just got onto a flight in Amsterdam. He asked if I supported Celtic and I said I'm a Hearts fan. He said, "you guys were cheated" and the whole plane heard him and burst into applause.
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Jun 11
Imagine getting your registration confirmed for the fan zone in Boston, only two get an email two days before the game telling you your registration is cancelled due to too many people being registered.
Shambles
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Jun 11
So yeah, Boston people - where would be good to watch the Scotland game in particular that would be welcoming to a 17 year old?
#Boston
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Jun 11
You spineless, throbbing thundercunts
Outcomes of disciplinary action taken against several SPFL clubs in relation to unacceptable conduct by fans.
ℹ️ spfl.co.uk/news/spfl-discipl…
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Jun 4
"He won the Israeli league with the dominant, establishment club"
Not a hint of irony to that statement. Seems perfectly qualified to me
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May 31
As one of the most level headed Hearts fans I know, Martin makes reasonable points and then appeals for objectivity.
So Celtic fans, what do you do? Pile on. Incapable of any kind of reasonable conversation, just have to attack and rub it in.
This place is a cesspit
May 31
Trying to keep focusing on positive. But this still hurts.
I absolutely accept that Hearts away form could have been better and that we had other opportunities to win the league regardless.
But these two penalty decisions, undeniably had a fundamental impact on the outcome.
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May 29
Now Gordon, I can see why fans are upset here there’s a plane sticking out the building, massive flames, black smoke pouring everywhere and the tower’s literally collapsing… but can you categorically say from these angles there’s actual contact? For me, you cannot.
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Motherwell/Hearts…
VAR to ref - “That’s a penalty”
Ref to VAR - “No, it’s not”
Motherwell/Celtic
VAR to ref - “That’s a penalty”
Ref to VAR - “Is it? Aye, okay then”
Frightening.
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May 29
"we don't have VAR lite here"
Yet Beaton has one angle to look from the same ground and could be certain.
Scottish clubs, please unite and demand better. These clowns are not fit for purpose
May 29
▶️ Here's what happened when VAR checked if Hearts should have been awarded a penalty against Motherwell.
At 6pm on @SkyFootball watch Scottish Football VAR Review to hear what the SFA's head of refereeing Willie Collum made of it 📺
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May 29
The @JamTarts players training like they're about to travel back in time to collect some infinity stones
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May 24
The manner we lost the title was our own Montreal Screwjob therefore Shankland moving to Rangers is now our Bret Hart moving to WCW. He will be a big draw and the money will be better but ultimately Rangers won’t know how to utilise him.
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May 23
As opposed to Celtic fans. Who are known to wreck whatever hole they happen to be in with disregard for the law.
May 22
The Tartan Army will be hitting American massage parlours this summer and asking the lassies for a “McInnes” or, as it’s better known, a Happy To Finish.
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May 22
So after today's KMI panel, it's not just a "perceived" injustice, is it?
The Scottish refereeing set up needs a full root and branch clear out. Whether it be incompetence, bias or compromisation of refs it is not fit for purpose.
Please note, this is not a call for violence
May 15
Scottish FA statement.
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May 22
I look forward to the clubs in the lower divisions to get well and truly done, whilst the top division rule breakers get off with a reach around
The SPFL has opened several disciplinary investigations following incidents at recent matches, including this month’s title-deciding matches between Celtic and Heart of Midlothian and Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Hamilton Academical.
ℹ️ spfl.co.uk/news/multiple-dis…
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May 17
Why had the match ended, you spineless cowardly cunts
SPFL Statement
"Firstly, we send our congratulations to Celtic on winning the William Hill Premiership in the most exciting of circumstances and send our commiserations to everyone at Heart of Midlothian following an incredible campaign.
“We would also like to thank the referee and his excellent team of match officials for their cool heads on such a dramatic day. Given the speculation about the conclusion of the game, we would like to make clear that, prior to awarding the trophy, we were informed by the match referee that the match had ended and had not been abandoned.
"Yesterday’s match showed off the very best of the Scottish game and the drama and excitement that it is rightly famed for. The eyes of the world were on Glasgow and the climax of the William Hill Premiership, with millions of viewers watching the match on Sky Sports and across the globe.
"However, we utterly condemn the scenes which saw a number of Celtic supporters encroach onto the field of play. We await the report of our match delegate regarding any specific incidents that took place but, regardless, supporters entering the field of play in any circumstances is wholly unacceptable and puts those participating and working at a match at risk. We note that entering the pitch in England and Wales has been a criminal offence since 1991. We urge anyone with information about any alleged criminal activity to contact Police Scotland."
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