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Martin @martooner

Comedy writer.

Joined November 2011
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Martin@martooner
9 Apr 2021
Replying to @ChrisCopeComedy
I buy a bran muffin everyday from my local bakery. I'm their most regular customer.#dadjoke
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#TheFortuneTellerToldMe
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It's Hard...Boiled. #EggsInSongsAndFilms
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Take it over easy. #EggsInSongsAndFilms
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#PlanetaryPublications
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#PlanetaryPublications
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#ShakespeareSunday
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#ShakespeareSunday
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It's Hump Day. I'm smoking Camels and retaining water. #HumpDay
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#FredAstaire in Quebec: Poutine On The Ritz.
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Perfume from 1937: Eau de Humanite. #LunchPun. #Hindenburg
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Do session trombonists get paid sliding scale? #LunchPun
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#MayTheFourthDay
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Jordache to DoorDash. #LunchPun
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It's Hump Day. I'm smoking Camels. Retaining Water. #LunchPun
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In some way I can't explain seeing Rush perform at the Junos counter-balanced the loss of Catherine O'Hara.
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Marty Feldman (who played Igor) added one of the movie's most memorable running gags completely on his own, without telling Mel Brooks or anyone else in advance. He kept doing it secretly between takes for several days until the crew finally noticed. 🤣 What was the gag?
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Wham! in the morning: Wake me up after you gargle. #LunchPun
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Bach Choy. #ASongOrMovieForSupermarketFood
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Eye Of Round Tiger. #ASongOrMovieForSupermarketFood
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