professional sidekick

Joined September 2008
412 Photos and videos
26 Oct 2024
Canvasser just came to my door. Asked if we were registered to vote ✅Then asked if we would be voting for Trump. I yelled NEVER 😂
1
55
Mary Borgman retweeted
There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
141
11,410
162,036
3,664,925
Mary Borgman retweeted
Holy sh*t, never realized how much Freebird needed bagpipes
1,707
13,042
99,293
6,138,852
11 Sep 2024
Good lord. Trump needs some new talking points. It’s beyond embarrassing the lies that come out of his mouth.
25
Mary Borgman retweeted
27 Aug 2024
nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping
413
31,986
356,678
10,342,751
Mary Borgman retweeted
If you’re upset about the idea of kids getting tampons and lunch in school but not upset about them getting shot in school, you don’t actually give a crap about kids.
1,932
12,612
77,077
1,460,680
Mary Borgman retweeted
Make SNL Great Again
15
214
3,237
180,615
6 Aug 2024
Yes please!
6 Aug 2024
so Steve Martin is definitely gonna play Walz on SNL right
51
Mary Borgman retweeted
Doug Emhoff SLAMS Trump 🔥
662
6,448
44,738
852,237
Mary Borgman retweeted
BREAKING: Representative Ted Lieu just exposed Donald Trump for repeatedly being in the latest Epstein filings. Trump flew with Epstein, called all the time, and took countless photos with him. Retweet so every American knows Trump was besties with Epstein.

2,924
12,175
30,168
1,029,207
Mary Borgman retweeted
Trump doesn’t know the people behind Project 2025 the same way he didn’t know Jeffrey Epstein.
431
4,817
21,727
579,093
30 Jun 2024
Tears watching. My dad lost his 17 year battle with Parkinson’s in April 2023.
30 Jun 2024
Since my Dad was diagnosed with Parkinson’s almost a decade ago, I haven’t had the courage to listen to “Fix You”, one of my all-time favorites songs. But then this happened at #Glastonbury. @coldplay @MichaelJFoxOrg on stage. Music is so incredible. ♥️
1
1
65
Mary Borgman retweeted
When asked how to make childcare more affordable, Trump used his time to brag about firing people. The American people need a President who takes this stuff seriously.
1,371
1,564
8,071
248,852
Mary Borgman retweeted
Imagine not wanting the government to infringe on your freedoms as a Christian while simultaneously working to have the government infringe on the freedoms of others in the name of Christianity and refusing to see this as a contradiction.
361
6,312
26,790
688,788
Mary Borgman retweeted
Joe Biden did not convict Donald Trump. The Democratic Party did not convict Donald Trump. No politician convicted Donald Trump. A jury of regular everyday citizens who didn’t ask for the job reviewed the evidence and convicted Donald Trump.
1,606
10,351
69,477
1,829,694
Mary Borgman retweeted
20 Apr 2024
Autism rates have increased because we’ve become better at diagnosing it. It has nothing to do with vaccinations, you morons.
574
8,718
71,759
8,362,196
12 Apr 2024
This post 🤯
I've been waiting 29 years to tell this story about OJ and his days at USC. Now that he's dead (may he burn in hell) I have a story that I signed an NDA for that is no longer valid. I was a junior at USC working in Topping Student Center on campus in 1995. I was an administrative assistant to the President of Student Affairs that semester in the work/study program. In early 1995, Robert Shapiro and Robert Kardashian (USC Alumni) walked up to my desk and said they had an appt with my boss. I was studying to be a criminal defense lawyer with a dual major in PoliSci and International Relations so I knew who they were. The meeting lasted about 30 mins. After they left I looked at my boss like wtf was that all about!? He walked me outside and we sat by the old sprawling big tree outside Topping and my boss lit a cigarette for the first time in years and told me I had to sign an NDA because I could confirm OJ's lawyers were there for a meeting. Then he told me what the meeting was about. Before OJ could graduate from USC, the university paid off two families of two blonde white girls that he had dated and battered. They had both gone to the LAPD to report it. One claimed he also sexually assaulted her in their relationship. The school had a vested interest in OJ going far in football and protected him at all costs. OJ had been in custody for 6 months and lawyers were in the discovery process for the trial and OJ's friend Robert Kardashian, who knew OJ from also being a student at USC, thought it would be best if those stories never saw the light of day. So a large check was written, given to my boss, and they left. I'll never forget holding that check. Now, did you hear about this before now? Nope. That's how much power money enables. After he was acquitted I changed my major to Philosophy/Psychology double major. I understood that I could harm society more than not if I pursued law. This is also why I abhor the Kardashians. They're rich thugs. Nothing more. #OJISDEAD
93
Mary Borgman retweeted
The beautiful thing about the separation of church and state is that March 31st can be a religious holy day for the church and also a different day of significance for the state and they don’t have to be seen as conflicting with each other. Why? Because they’re separate.
336
3,255
22,770
576,914
26 Feb 2024
This 🧵is hilarious 😂 If you weren’t raised on Sound of Music would you willingly watch?
This tweet is unavailable
312