🥝🇮🇹🏳️‍🌈🔞 @masospriv

Joined April 2026
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Recreated this after deleting a year or so ago so maybe it’s worth doing a reintroduction. I’m Maso 👋. From NZ, half Italian, lived mostly in Australia and now in California. Super into photography, design, music, books and outdoor adventures. Work in design/ux research
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Coming on here while working from home was a mistake
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Oomf thought I looked 4 years younger than I am 🥰
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I’m a massive nerd, but I always think about this in terms of complexity theory where it’s a core construct that initial conditions have a big impact on the state that systems end up in, and that there unfortunately isn’t a way to avoid this, nor is there a “perfect” way to start
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it bothers me how much the way you meet someone determines the nature of your relationship
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He had class with a friend I had class with. They dated but it didn’t work. The friend thought we’d get on and introduced us. He completely ignored me after saying hi. A year later after the friend’s birthday he asked him if I was single, and we went on a date. 9 years later… 💍
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how do gay guys meet their husbands in college like what did i do to deserve flop city
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Example #72683 why brains are so silly because this is very much a thing and logically shouldn’t be
Posting the hottest picture of yourself and getting external validation from thousands of people but not the one person you want to hear from :(((((((((((
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This one guy’s thirst traps keep getting suggested and then I follow him, and then I realise it says he’s straight in his bio so I unfollow and then a few days later the cycle repeats
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Absolutely wrecked after a big few weeks but I have nice music on, a good book, and a husband making me dinner 🥺
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Wfh uniform the past few days in the heat
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Every time someone in the US finds out I’m Australian they talk about how the spiders and snakes must be so scary/that they could never visit. There are bears and mountain lions here, if they want to, they’ll chase you up a tree and kill you. Spiders/snakes will run away…
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Always amused to see all the French gays posting thirst traps with a completely unrelated hashtag
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Absolutely crashed last night and slept for 11 hours straight 😴😴
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Maso retweeted
Replying to @Noahxanders
Usually take my cameras to the beach for the scenery, but taking photos of friends I go with is also important haha
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me telling myself this and then not sleeping for three hours 😵
ok im ready for bed
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Ooooops, saw someone liking a bunch of posts and followed them and realised it’s only been 20 secs since they stopped 🫣🥲
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Woken up so h but can’t do anything about it rip
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I need to stop following every cute guy I see on here tbh 🫣
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The concept of having to use anything is so wild for me tbh
i don’t love myself enough to use lube when i jerk off
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What if instead we just choose to tweet way too much?
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idgaf if ur insecure keep it to urself like the rest of us
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Chatted to like 250 people in the last fortnight at design/tech/creative events. Turns out I do have a social battery!!!
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