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calzy - scotland 23 - 27th july ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ retweeted
When @mastercalzy arrives, I get immediately on my knees to serve his perfect feet and my face is always ready so he can spits on it! Thank you Sir๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Just had a sub approach to send me ยฃ1 every goal thatโ€™s scored in the World Cup ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ Letโ€™s play a game , how many total goals do you think will be in the World Cup ๐Ÿ‘€ closest guess gets 6 months free sub to my OF ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Who wants to up the stakes and pay per yellow or red card ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Long day ๐Ÿ˜ด You can just imagine the stench coming out of these soles ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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calzy - scotland 23 - 27th july ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ retweeted
Yeah he could easily COVER your ENTIRE face with his superior SPIT
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Itโ€™s been a long day ! Iโ€™m off to the driving range ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ Sending for a bucket of balls or a beer (or both) should be the only thing on your mind right now ๐Ÿ˜ Beer ยฃ7.50 Balls ยฃ9
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You know youโ€™d worship them if I let you ๐Ÿ˜
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1 thing Iโ€™ll never do is explain myself โ€ฆ the real ones know I donโ€™t do โ€œno showsโ€ or let downs , especially without communication !
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calzy - scotland 23 - 27th july ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ retweeted
You could get SPAT on a thousand times by @MasterCalzy, youโ€™d still want moreโ€ฆYou just canโ€™t get enough of his superior ALPHA SPIT !!
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If I gave a you a choice , what you worshipping first ๐Ÿ‘€ the filthy stinking workboot or the sweaty socked sole ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Tongue out ! Not before your wallet of course ๐Ÿ‘‘
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Just received another pack of socks off the wishlist , still plenty more to be cleared off the list
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